Dying jokes
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.