Dying Jokes

Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first? Jack: Bad News first Mother: I'm dying! Jack: Mother, I said bad news first. Mother: *cries* Jack was never seen again.

did jesus die a virgin no he got nailed before he died

like this if you have ever had a family member die

Why did Steven Hawkins die?

Because he got a virus.

The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair

Whats the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged

where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies

the apple repair store

Best way to trick your friends:

A brick falls out of a plane.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.

Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.

Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!

Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died "can you stop shaking the latter please"

Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement

Knock knock who’s there die die who? Me I want to die

Yo mama so fat that a whole forest grew on her but it was sad because she really smells so the forest died.

my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar