I'm sick of crying;tired of trying;yes,i'm still smiling;inside I'm dying
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
where did stephan hawking go after he died? fnaf sister location
My aunt's star sign was cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab
the one by die
You really can't call Starlin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die
Why did Steven hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
If you like this post you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaacs Newton died a virgin.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? .... ERROR
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
Q:What was my son's last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
