if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
i asked an emo girl "do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies"
ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die. What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
Why did Steven hawking die,he ran out of data
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
What’s the difference between Nelson mindella and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
My dad died in 9/11, He was a great pilot
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,
thats what happened to my dog
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*
Guess Stephens batteries died
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
ho can drink 20 litres of fuel without dying jerrycan
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me