Dying jokes
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
I drew this 2days ago
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
He's dead.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
The cemetery sure is overcrowded today.
I guess people are dying to get in.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.