What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan. The kid said, “Yeah what gave me away?” Jim said,” l don’t see any parents.”
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
I raped a girl and I liked it I hope my girlfriend won't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight
Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Why can’t orphans play baseball
They don’t know where home plate is
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have: Mothers, fathers, and family day!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple you don't.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said they don't allow professionals.
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
Bruh don’t be punny
Why don’t asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s”
You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.
