Doesnt jokes
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.