Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What bird doesn’t need a comb
bald eagles
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday. The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
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So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap it's neck.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
A Mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only.... A mirror doesn't need a gun to kill ...
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
