I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
