Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it jokes on her she doesn't have any fingers.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID doesn't recognize me
Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child..?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs
Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"
