Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
what is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no
Two options: - Chloroform - Duct Tape
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public? Gotta Go Fast
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
