if u cut off ur head u cant breathe u also cant breathe if u die so y isnt it debreathiation
Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal...
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
knock knock
who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer w-
is cut off by being murdered
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
How do you keep a mute women you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them.
It took my sole
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off - He's all right now
What to do you do after you rape a deaf girl? Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
