Construction jokes jokes

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

A. Depends how thin you slice them.