Construction jokes jokes

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.