Construction jokes jokes

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!