Construction jokes jokes

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

What did the builder say after the foundation?

"Employees!"

What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?

Screw you!

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!

I have a joke about construction. I'm still working on it.

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Sorry, I'm still working on it.