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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Hey @matt, so I was thinking, can we gove anons a limited number of post and comments? (Per device) Like it would help alot with all these Fakes and anons, but at the same time, it would make normal people get an account, and if they have an account, then there's probably a higher chance of them returning, no? And that would bring more people in, and start a small incline in users here, right?

Like hey I'm just saying I'm normally retarded but shit sounds good.

Ok, we all know the web is truly toast when we actually start looking at the jokes, side of the web

hey guys. gtfo this site. u guys are annoying as fuck. wah wah this site sucks. ok BYE DUDE. If you complain and ur still on here, it's ur own fuckin fault, you fuckin morons. geez. useless people. gtfo this site. buh bye. we dont want u here either.

Poll

Today is the day that the US decides the fate of the world we got a weirdo who's best skill is smiling and a rapist who bullshits a lot

who you guys gonna vote for if you could vote?

Apparently we mods are allowed to ban users if they want to. So, does anyone want to be banned?🗿

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

Dear all trick or treaters,

I'm coming back for that ass If I ain't get that butt last year, then this year it's getting smashed I ain't pulling up in no granny costume that shit hard to run in I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gonna get this fun in

Sincerely, Big D. Randy

everyone wearing blach's pfp reminds me of the wade/Deadpool era where we all became diff wade/Deadpool lmao

We want to start a wje group chat if you want to be in it then send me your number on wje lounge

Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

Yes my child join us matt, we shall grow big and bigger and kill all ni...

Thank you Matt,

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

Ig, we all should learn from our "mistakes" and obviously we don't want such a thing to happen again, so that's why we should keep an eye on EVERYONE, not only on one person, because that wouldn't make any sense.

Some people are just too good hiding their feelings, while helping others and no one helps them, because everyone thinks, they are doing great. So, we should be there for everyone and help them, as good as … Read more

Omg I just heard. I’m so sorry and I’m so sad that such a big part of this community is gone and that he will never be here for us again. One of the best people on here and one of my first “friends” on the site if that’s what you could call it. RIP ingenious and know that we are grieving. But community, we can get through this together and we have to have each others backs for the time being. RIP

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more