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GENESIS 28 1So Isaac called for Jacob and blessed him. Then he commanded him: “Do not marry a Canaanite woman. 2Go at once to Paddan Aram, to the house of your mother’s father Bethuel. Take a wife for yourself there, from among the daughters of Laban, your mother’s brother. 3May God Almighty bless you and make you fruitful and increase your numbers until you become a community of peoples. 4May he give you and your de… Read more

I wish you a nice good morning. I hope you slept well and rested and then woke up rested and relaxed. To anyone who had an annoying dream or nightmare, my condolences. I would also like to wish you good luck 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 if you write a test, a paper or an exam today. If you are with friends today, I wish you a lot of fun and if you do any sporting activities a lot of fun and success. In general, if you do any activities, I wish you lots of fun, happiness and success. I wish you all a nice good day, enjoy the sun if it shines with you.

I thought there was an edit option for your own posts i was just about to fix a spelling error in one of my jokes and the only option that pooed up was share link

You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more

Guys, a real man or woman is one that apologizes to everybody they hurt. Don't be afraid to fail. It's part of growing up. God will forgive you. I promise. Killing yourself and going to Hell isn't worth it. Trust me. Repenting and going to Heaven is infinitely times better.

Guy Fact #6: Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store for their wife.

My teacher asked us what is sex. My friend, Bobby got up and said in a loud, clear voice "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she feinted.

Hey everyone! I just want to say my last and final goodbyes to you all. If your wondering why I said last, it's because I got a stomach cancer and will be giving up my life tomorrow... I thank you all so much for being friends with me! it means a lot. But I'm sorry I have to go. I hope you all move on and enjoy the rest of your lives. Thank you again and... ✌️Goodbye ya'll✌️

I know this may be too soon but can we please pray for North that he gets better even if you have an issue with me posting this can you find it in your heart to pray that North gets better if you have found it pls like and follow North's page and mine where i will be posting pick me ups to get our spirits high and pls just pray for north and i know he will appreciate it <33

look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more

hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more

I need a break from here I need more time focusing on myself and since I am home-school I also need to worry about that. I'll check up on y'all in a few or so months. I hope things can get better by then. I'll miss some of y'all. Have a great rest of your day and I will see y'all soon.

You might think I'm crazy The way I've been cravin' If I put it quite plainly Just gimme them babies So, what you doing tonight? Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah) Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah) I don't wanna keep you up (you up) But show me, can you keep it up? (It up) 'Cause then I'll have to keep you up Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy I've been drinking coffee (I've been drinking cof… Read more

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUTq3z2Tm0M 0:32-0:54 Reese’s Puffs, Reese’s Puffs! Eat em’ up, Eat em’ up, Eat em’ up! Reese’s Puffs, Reese’s … Read more