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ME ME ME

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO YAP ABOUT

ayyy

why are all of yall so slow lately

Real

wsp sah

and yall also need to yap

About what

idk

something

make something up

T Tee as k hi ur e

But its all basic topics

Hi

Heyyo

ayy

oogway, stop being slow

Wdym by slow

💀

Alrrr

Mbmb

Start

to yap

okay

Yea

yip

yapp

yap

join me guys

yap yap yap

Yap

there you go guys

Oogay is the type of person who is yapping

Why doesmt he yap rn

yeah

None of you has said anything remotely smart. At all. In the 29 minutes you have been on, you have all said useless things. WTF is wrong with you guys? Are you all slow? Are you guys in special classes?

especially when it comes to british girls

helloooooo

Real bro real so ur turn saying not useless stuff

technically yes. I am in AP classes, along with advanced, very fast paced classes. How about you?

heyyooo jkw

fine then u say sm rEmoTeLy sMaRt

heyyyy

Yap yap

Yap guys

yappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

brb

Oke

yapyapyapyap

Ayyy

join us

joi what

Haha. I would love to. Try to learn something everyday. Try to find a new friend everyday. Learn something new about a person.

Ups

im wry

my phone died

bro, i read more books than you've ever had friends

Learn a recipe. Learn a new language! Try to be helpful! You guys are on here like "Derp." "Um." "Yikes." "Uh, wha?" "Wow, no phone." "Oh no. I can't go online."

Real real

ok...

Aw, Cosmo. You're so sad. I have two friends. Been friends for over 25 years. My library? Over 2,374 books. Paperbacks. Nothing online.

How old are u anon

so ur over 25?

PEDO

I always heard that SAH was a good person. I find that hard to believe. I am 47, by the way.

in a chat site

fuck off weirdo

U don't need to believe it, it's alr

But it's kinda weird that u are here at the age of 47

You're funny. This is not a chat site. It is called a joke of a website. It's a website for jokes. How old do you think the founder, Matt is?

Get lost weitdo

much much, younger than you

What is a weitdo, may I ask? I'm not familiar.

Ofc he is going to be old

Weirdo 😐

erm

That is quite funny. Matt is slightly older than me.

no he ain't

That's weird, that u know, how old he is, cuz he never said his age. I know how old he is, cuz someone told me.

Have you recently checked his profile, dear? He is almost 50. You are either stupid, or very stupid.

dear*

dear?*

Are you confused on the spelling?

what the actual fuck

Well, SAH. You just said that he would be old and then changed your mind and said he wasn't? Dear goodness. Are you okay?

Hello

wtvr buddy

JKW. Are you confused as well on how to spell things?

dont call her that the only perosn stuppid here is u ur old asf go get a job

OH! Cosmo, hi! Are you confused as well? It's spelled "Whatever." I've got you.

will you just stfu already?

nope

I love you

When did I say, that he is young

it's called an abbreviation, buddy

Im confused

Heyyooo

Oh dear. JKW. I do have a job. It's rather taxing.

Hello.

Anonymous you are so hot

go find a hobby then leave or how about u write abt how you used to play with dinosaurs

Help

Shut up JKW

Oh dear SAH. I said he was older than myself. I am 47 and you said he was much, much younger.

....no

Damn

I didn't say it

he is much younger buddy

He isn't

No he’s telling the truth

sah dw he had early alzheimer's

no he ain't

You sure did, dear. Do you need me to show you again?

Yeah

no

Abbreviations say you are too stupid to find real words.

I just wanted to yap 🥶

😔*

um, no?

You proved my point, dear.

and abbreviations are still technically words

same bro

and there, did i not find actual words here, anon?

#StayatHome 7 minutes ago Cosmo the lnterntobe much much, younger than you

erm

i said it

not her

😔🤝

You all are too stupid for me.

lemme show u sm ........ so u press on both buttons on both sides of ur phone and u can screenshot idk if that was a thing back in ur time but oh well u learn sm new daily

i think ur too old to be talking to us

likewise for you, except you're the one here lowering iq points in the chat

I'm on a COM PU TER. Have you heard of it?

well the screen capture

it still works senior citizen

Just learn how to spell first, then worry about other things.

I just wanna go home ☹️

Not fun here

I do not believe that u are 47, tbh. I feel like, you are pretending to be 47, idk why you should do that, but anyway.

It's very obvious that they are faking it

fr i wanted to yapp with yall

SAH

hows ur trip going???

wsp may

CHARLIEEEEEEE POOKIEEE

why you up at 3am

COSMO

It's only 4 am

Oh, I am that age, all right. I'm a trauma psychologist with a children's hospital based in Seattle. It is 4 am my time and I am at work right now, actually.

shes ghost busting

sure sure

No I'm hanging out with my friend

then do ur job why u here yapping with us...

Watching the kissing booth

fancy

Crying

Fr

I am a male, by the way. I have a few patients on here. Not allowed to say who but I like to keep an eye on them.

mhm

yet you are insulting us?

Cosmo

Hi

Oh, not insulting. You guy are major assholes. Like, straight up morons.

sure sure

Ok

I know SAH doesn't have much of an IQ.

Stfu

HOLY FUCKING YAP

Hop off her

yall stfu

U anon shit ur ugly bitchass up

yo

Learn how to spell first.

Wtf did i spell wrong

HAHAHAHA

hopp of sah brue

Is this English?????

Shut*

sah, this falls under harrasment, so it would technically be bannable

Mb

well, yes it is

Make an acc first

no its spanish

Guys I'm bored

it's a form of slang used in english

I can't make an account. I have a criminal record.

hi bored, i'm cosmo

Fuck you

You fucking faggot

ur criminal record is full of u being an asshole

sam

sae

same

lol No. Involuntary manslaughter, actually.

sure senior citizen.....

💀

that ain't me. that's technically you

I "accidentally" killed someone.

You guys are super boring compared to the people on during the day.

that is untrue

than leave

Nope. It is very true. Eh, I have a slow night at work.

Guys

we said "leave"

yeah?

I'm feeling very bad rn

Idk why

WE SAID LEAVE!

I ja feel not okay

may can stay, but not you anon

may's fun

then go and talk to those people

like r u feeling sick???

No

J

I wish I where drunk

dream?

don't think that

it ain't worth it

nope dont do that or think of it

I wish I were drunk too, doll.

u wish u were young...

bitch wtf?

Nah. I don't wish I were young, bro. Being drunk is good.

no it isn't

u just said u were 47 now u calling me bro wtf make ur mind pick an age

fr not at all

it may be social, but drinking causes severe problems to the human body over time, especially for young children

Guys why do I have to fix everyone's problemsvwhen like no one listens to me or cares abt me

I can say bro whenever the hell I want, motherfucker.

Real

And I feel like shitbrn

btw you don't have to fix other peoples problems

😭

Mc Lovin ahhhh

listen ur not alone we r all here for u (except the grandpa) and im always here to listen to u

Doll. I'm messing around. Are you okay? What's going on that's making you feel sad?

💀💀💀

Idk

Anxiety

Depression

i dare you to say that to a police officer

Mc Lovin is here guys 🥶🥶🥶

💀

Uh, my brother is a police officer. I know the law, asshole.

looks like you don't

Oh

this is called cyberbullying

🗣️🔥Mc Lovin making Police friends

which you are doing

harassing verbally

Bye ig

so idk buddy

maybe you don't

Byebyeee charlie, love u<33

if hes an officer gimme his number bc u were cyberbullying us

Take care and be safe

Hey, doll. Anxiety and depression are a bitch part of growing up sometimes. Don't let it overcome your thoughts. Sometimes I like to count down from 100 when I'm having a panic attack.

bye bye hopefully u feel better

Idk it's just I wanna cry

Idk why

im sure u can talk abt growing up ur a flipping grandpa

cyring is nothing bad

she ain't ur doll

do it cryings gonna release sm of ur stress

however that is good advise

Finally something good fro

m anon

Doll is my user

y u texting once every light year bro

I know. I understand. I went through the same thing when I was younger. I just wanted it to end, to be over. Even though my life was fairly well, I just wanted it to end at some point. It doesn't have to though. It WILL end. You could benefit from anti depressants. I know I did. For almost 20 years and guess what, it worked wonderfully. Talk to your doctoro about it.

I'm at a friends house

I have em

not everybody benefits from antidepressants

I kinda wanna end it

Ur not over 14 😭

Nah dont do that

I won't but yk

yeah. end ur depression and start a new era in ur life

Ilysm bro

oh. lmao

You're right, not everybody benefits from them. It is worth a try though. Please don't end it. That is not is for you. Nobody wants that for you. I will talk to you everyday if you need me to talk you down from that ledge. I promise.

yeah

argh, I'm sorry, that's so random, but I hate madi.

she's weird

No my friends don't like you my friend s are family so I don't like you

and jake actually dm'ed rylee about her

Same

Abt

about what she thought of madi

when

Okay. That's fine. Can't argue with that. I will always be here though. You'll never be alone. Good night.

Oh, I thought u guys like madi

9:20 here

No

It's 4 20

dang

time zones

I'm trying so hard not to cry

are you okay?

NO

Brb

What have I been saying the past 20 mins cosmo

well-yeah

shit im fucking tired as hell

orry

go to sleep

we both need

it

No

I spend my life fucking listening to this

yes

From everyone

ur not useless

I have my own shit I have to deal with

That's not me

we know

I'm thrv

ok

All my irl friends go to me

sorry but i actually need to go to sleep

A lot of onoine

all my online friends go to me

Can't fucking deal with it

it's hard

ik

i actually need to sleep

cry if you need

to

ill be there to see you tomorrow

okay?

Ok

Good night

I'm still here. Do you want to talk? Believe it or not, I actually am a child psychologist.

No.

Fuck off.

All right. Good luck and good night. I hope you get everything you need. God bless.

rawr🦖

That's weird, dude.

I'm sorry

Oh, u are still here

I'm sorry sah

I love you so much

sorry for what

I love u too<3

don't do it, cuz the only thing what could happen to you is, you being in hospital and suffer more

I have enough to kill me

Uh yes. Still here. I tried to help and you guys told me to fuck off.

u can stay here, if you are not going to be rude.

still, don't do it

dont do it please

I'll think abt it

I had such a weird dream today

what was it abt

unnecessary

You guys bitched enough that I am now getting banned! Congrats, guys! I hope your friends are going to be okay! See you never. You're all a bunch of assholes. Sorry for trying to help you, doll. See you never again.

Who is going to ban you?

who finna ban u tho???

Ima go off for now

bye

I got an email saying that i am no longer allowed to say anything after today! Way to go guys!!

I honestly tried to keep doll from unaliving herself and got an email from THE COMMUNITY saying I needed to be banned. I don't even know the girl and she has told me to go fuck myself and die but...if doll does die....I will haunt all of you. I don't even know her name and she has been nothing but a bitch to me, but I will still haunt your ass.

Wtf?

Send proof

oi whats the email then...

community@gmail.com

send a ss i taught u how to do so

Hey

heyyy

Heyyo

new pfp i see

Wsppp

Cant find a good one

......

pick sm u like

🤷‍♂️

What the sigma

what the flip

oogway....

zhats getting on my nerves

thats not very nice now is it??

try to be cool

Etc

No

Like biddy u ate 14 what are u trying to do

buddy*

Im sry

are*

Im not accualy 👆

oogay ur 14??

Nah

u mean actually

And sah knows im not 14

or 15

sah knows everything

Sah trying to expose my age

hes actually 7

Sah is 17 🥰

ironic😭

Type Shit

k

seeeeeeeeee

brb

Real, a 7 year old boy who is trying to be cool😎

🙀

Real

hes a big boy now

Im 8

for liking tits

Sah im delulu

stfu

what now

I CANT

HELP

u are so annoying

HELP

Ok

imma stop

wait ill be back i feel like puking gimme a sec

Pls dont try to be cool

cuz in fact u arent

So u wont eat my cat

See ya

I will

NOOOO

oke

Ofc ??

Do u also have a dog

I domt even have a cat

Awe :((

:(

What am I going to eat then

Go get a cat

Or dog

Din cure my depression

Oke

Sah

mhm

😾

sah

a cat, wow!!!

u wrote my name miles long

not anyone

🙀🙀🙀

😔😔😔

mhm?

🥰and why?

Wdym

Why not anymore

Its all in the past buddy

I didnt know that I can hate people

I did non wrong

K

im backkkk also this is either the 4th or 5th time ive puked today im so tired

what r yall yapping abt??

Oogay

What did i do

Ok yap yap BET

Oke

No but why do u try to act cool

be honest

What kind of skibidi sigma are u

Like on sw?

yeah, but especially on wje

😵‍💫

wdym

alr imma stop

🫶

mhm

🥰

man life sucks sm

Fr

tired of everything

Its so unnecessary to live

Ikr

Suicide isnt a solution

sure sure

U need a long term solution

Suicide will only slove ur problems permanent

there isnt one

Thats the reason for doing it

oi dont even think abt it

it will get ridd of sm whos just begun their life trust what ever ur problem is u can always find a way to fix it and even if u cant find one make one

Its so exhausting and overwhelming

agreed but relax

I dont understand how people can find joy in life

if ur tired and overwhelmed then ignore whatever making u feel that way

Istg its just so unnecessary

they make their life have joy

Its not easy

and yk that

its up to u if u want a joyful life if u want one then make ur life joyful

i know that very well but yk that im trying my best and u should too

OMFg

I saw a tt live

of a dog getting grilled

....

what r u watching

Ayyy

Hi

hi

Hi