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Life is like an iron boomerang, it always comes back, sometimes you catch it sometimes it breaks your jaw, but you just gotta pick it up and throw again

In death there are always atleast 3 families. And there will forever be atleast 3 families. One family will greive. One family will laugh. And one family will be completely oblivious to it all.

Our wolrd is weak. Our leaders are weaker. But people need bravery. People need brave leaders. But bravery is not something you can buy. Neither is it something to be given. It's something to earn. Bravery is a skill to be mastered. And the more the need for bravey continues to hard it will be to learn. You start by earning respect through your actions. A few good decisions. A few good answers. It will start to form. Once bravery form is in you, is impossible to get it out. It's a apart of you. It's a dim light in the darkest corner. You need to act before that light goes out. Then your fucked. You need to take control, of yourself and others. You need to prove that that light can get bigger and better the more you try. That's bravey. That's what thus world needs. That whats there's either too much of, or you too little of in the world. And that needs to change. Before the dim light of the whole world goes out.

We are inferior alone, and we are inferior together. We are inferior at home and we are inferior away. We are inferior with pain and we are inferior without it. We are inferior to our makers and we are inferior to what we've made. We are inferior to out emenys and we are inferior to ourselves. We are inferior to all but that to which cannot exist. So find me something which cannot exist.

Sanity. Sanity cannot never exist. We are superior to sanity.

No, Sanity is Inferior to us.

There's only one thing I hate more than killing. A sinner with a smile.

Commitment. Loyalty. Truth. It's all lies. Man needs 3 things. Man needs a wall, to hide on its shadow, to lean on in a struggle, to be shielded from danger. Man needs a dagger, if you don't control what your hiding, if you don't get back on your feet, of you don't take care of the danger, there is no man left. And Man needs sight, too see when to hide and when to fight, too see who and where your enemy is, and too see through all the morden day bullshit that's brainwashing us. This is how man lived. And this is how man should continue to live again.

When a man has the strength of a lion, the dignity of a fox and the heart of a rock, what remains is not a man. What remains is a monster.

"If you will not fix it, it's not your problem, if it's not your problem, you can't complain" -me

"If life is a set of stairs, I'm going up the crippled ramp"

The fact that I'm concerned about being concerned is concerning

"Naked I came into this world and naked I shall go out of it - and what lies between is just alot of crap." - Tim O'Hara, High Citadel, by Desmond Bagley

"We are still alive,~ And while blood runs in a man nothing is impossible for him" - Señor Aguillar, High Citadel, by Desmond Bagley

"Humanity,~Which you are apart of, can kiss my ass" - Maximum Ride, Hawk, by James Patterson

"This I know: the spirit of Man can not be stopped" -Sir Oliver Lindenbrook, Journey to the center of the earth, 1959

"I'm a hypercrit, what can I say?" - Luke Hyslop

"Just remember when your on top of the world, it turns every 24 hours" -Mr earnshaw

"I love harassment" - Akmonn, House of Hades, Rick Riordan

"I guess once in a while we all need a wake-up call from someone who loves us" -Piper McLean, House of Hades, Rick Riordan

"Pain is unimportant. Failure is unthinkable" -Frank Zhang, House of Hades, Riordan

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The ones with book titles at the bottom are from a book

✨Jassy✨

1 month ago

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Just Blach

1 month ago

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You can if you want

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1 month ago

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