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where is everyone fr

morning

heloo\

hello

*

ugh

hello

hello

hru

sooo tired

frfr

jk

yhbnrf

im so not tired lol.

im exhausted

-

-_-

weirdos

what>?!

aww why

man up

you first, 3rd grader. /j

nope

9th

loser

Are you the toast guy?

no

wait you're a freshman too?

who's that

who's toast

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ok

no deadass

I just joined

GUYS I NEED KRIS"S NUMBER

who

?

Oh Kris

who tf is kris

A guy

crazy

d

:)

tf

sorry that was my fiend

*friend

she got a hold of my computer

furry

how tf am i a furry?

furry

pfp

oh that? that's a ninjago character

I'm not a furry

sure

look at my fucking bio

im not

ew i hate furries

help whats happening

Bro idk. he keeps saying im a furry

idc abt ur bio

Hi friend!

Hii

well i'm not a fucking furry

are you retarded? can you read?

Who might you be?

thats a friend i know irl

What's their name?

erm

Emma 🐺

furry

HOW

THE FUCK

AM I

Hi emma! My name is CatLettuce

A FURRY?!

You give off the vibes :3

you dumb little retarded bald headed no father looking ass.

and how?!

IM NOT!!

IM FUCKING NOT

chat this is crazy

Dude can we like

stfu

not call people furries like

real

listen to emma guys 😭

Im not tryna start shi but can we literally just not call people a furry for no reason 😭😭😭

chat

is liking a character from a LEGO show

*does

make me a furry?

I'm maybe a therian

awesome

:D

epic

I mean I don't have masks/do quads bc sensory wise it bugs me, but i do have therian-like characteristics :3

furry

Retard. sped kid. dumb ass ten year old. this is why your mother doesn't love you. this is why your dad fucked the dog. this is why your teachers even hate you. how about you grow the fuck up.

🥰

Yo, chill out

sorry

i have bamba now

Hi!

gay

i remeber when i used to go to school in netanya and they used to show stuff witht the bamba baby

???

it's an israeli snack

ohhh

sorry

ur fine

guys I just took the best nap

but if you have a trader joes nearby, there's an offbrand trader-joes one. Or just go to any european or kosher section in a food store in a place that has a jewish community

okay

GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME

lol

mf he is say he is LITERALLY KIND OF A FURRY

saying*

Cosmo, are you able to acsess WJE lounge?

wsp

wsp

wsp

not really

HOW TF NOT REALLY

?

who's a furry

ARSONNNNNNNNN

the guy with the red pfp thinks me and catlettuce are furries

HIIIII

MF ITS THE SAME THING

HRUUUUUUUUUU

oh

Its not.

what'd u do 💀

...?

where did the furry allegations come from

nothing.

like

fr nothing. its because of 'my pfp'

I'm conufsed

its a guy from a LEGO SHOW

LEGO

SHOW

which Lego show?

Ninjago

ohh

ITS THIS GUY!! ART OF HIM!!!

im not a furry

lol

its a character. he doesnt even have FUR. he has SCALES

wait that's not a furry at all

fr

right?!

so I cant draw mermaids anymore like damn

mermaids are mermaids bro

lol

fur-ries it says fur in the name dude

remeber

they are a little slow

tru

Hi!!!!

yeah

I love Ninjago tho

HI!!

Furries are so chill

omgyou do? awesome. you're cool bro.

my brother started watching it and I sat with himm

tbh I've never met one but I hear they're kinda nice

it was a good show

it was my childhood showww

not the ones at me school

I mean I'm a therian... I mean I don't do quads/wear masks but I identify as one kinda

mine was dora

sameee

Bro i'm still on it. it's so good. the newer seasons are umm.. okay ig..

dang

like half my childhood is just tv so I watched a lott

my favorite season is seabound

Ninjago is a kids show though

lmao

I'd still unironically watch it rn

Real like I still watch gravity falls and I'm 16

erm..

bro

I love gravity falls

SAME

I love gravity falls

YES

#1 in my heart forever

AHHH

FRRR

GRAVITY FALLS?! !

NO CUZ B4 THIS BOOK UPDATE EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING ON ITT

Bro

i love that show

YES

AYYYYYY

AYAYYAYAY

I used to talk about old shows I watched and nobody said gravity falls I was always so saltyyy

YEAHH

if you love gravity falls your automatically my bestie

yesss

Would you guys like to call sometime soon?

sureee

can't

in class

after school tho

what time

I guess we are besties! And for that, I will follow you

lol ok

gtg bye bye

alr byeee

You are the 7th person I follow

🤑hey bestie

I'll follow u back

arsooon

Oh yipee!

wsp cosmoo

Can we talk on wje loung

cant

oh wait

nvm

mb

I meant cosmo

wje lounge??

Yeah lol

yea I got tht a sec after

yeah

why havn't i heard of it

Ok cool I'm on

boo

POOKIE!!!

hii

hi

Hi Rat!

hallooo

rat u new?

idk y but I keep seeing so many new ppl

rat isnt new, shes never rlly on

not the brain rottt

WHO IS HAWK TUAH

ohh makes sense then

IDFK

you gotta spit on that thang

SPIT ON THAT THANG

HEJFES

HELO

SPIT ON THAT THANGGGG

HU AK

HELP

TUA H

YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM THAT H A W K T U A H AND SPIT ON THAT THANG

guy what does a hawk say

help kill me

WHAT

TUAHHH

penis birth 😭

the way I immediately recognized a03

srry. accidently stepped on my computers cord and it died

TUAHHH

ignore tht last comment

Alr soon I responded

HELP

💀

*cool

chat am I cooked?

4chan is so coquette

ao3 >>>>>>>>>>> wattpad

FR

REAL!!!

Wattpad is just for horny ppl

Wattpad is WEIRDDD

wattpad ruined my life

so is ao3

same

preach

i have an acc on ao3

nahhh

I read cute stuff

but i dont write horny hsit

ao3 is wacky and i love it

shit

frr

and its such a wide variety

My friend dared me to read mpreg MHA a03 smut fanfic to my dad

"harder mr skibidi"

WHAT

DID YOU??

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

STOP

HEHEHEHE

😭

lmao

i wanna bet there bran rot fics in there

erm

you should read them

Read larry the cucumber x jesus its sooooo skibidi 😍😍😍😍😍 /j

i wrote a brainrot fic between skibidi toilet and femboy obama having sex

...

WHAT

ALSO WHAT

STOP

YES

NOOO

ITS A REAL THING GUYS

IVE SEEN IT

IM SCARED

He didn't even understand it lmfao

LINK

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56099449

LMAO

i need to rewrite the one thing I have posted on ao3 smh

OMG

"hot anal sex" wtf

this one, rat?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49209772/chapters/124168174

😭

I'm deleting my search history fs

i died writing it\

WRITING???

YOU

"Ohhh Mister Skibidi!!! harder!!!" Obama screamed as Skibidi toilet pumped his 69-centimeter cock deep inside his tight femboy badussy.

"beg for it, Obama!!" Skibidi demanded! "or I will PUNISH you for being a BAD BOYY "

Obama: "*Begs*"

Skibidi toilet got angry because obama didn't beg hard enough.

He started fucking him harder

"BEG HARDR!!1!! SLUT!1!!" Skibidi shouted.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s--s-senpaiee!11!!!!~" Obama moaned

Obama died because he was fucked too hard by mister skibidi.

YEAH THAT

WROTE THAT??

What the fuck?

LMAOO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUK

WHAT

HELP

nO

NEPTUNE DID U WRITE THIS

sadly yes

ABHJbS

a year or two ago

love that

that's so foulll

erm uhh

diabolicallll

I have genuine ones too

oi oi hughie

this one is the BEST

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59183680

You are so weird!

IM SORRYYYYY

Theres worse

cant read it rn but whats it about

please zont hate me guyz

You're ok!

:#

:3

uhh ninjago. and uhh... killing

neptune

lots of it

whyyyyy

what

crazyy

idk

IS IT THE ONE WHERE HE KILLS HIS FRIEND OR WTV

"OH MY GOODNESS, GRACIOUS!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

“What seems to be troubling you, MOTHER????????” Y/n says as her neck makes a crusty snapping noise when she turns her disgusting head towards her mother. “We have to move to Edgarland.”

“EDGARLAND?!?!” “I am so sorry, my ugly rat daughter, but I got a new job at Karen’s Essential Oils!!” "THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!"Y/n screams, making her mom's ears bleed before stomping back to her room.

“GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I don’t wanna go to EDGARLAND!!! UGH!!” Y/n says to herself. She would rather DIE than move to Edgarland. All of the girly girls live there.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SQUIGGILY DIGGILY QUANDALE DINGLEY RAT!!” Y/n’s mother screams from the living room. “I’m going to run away!” Y/n the stupid cockroach pick-me girl says from her trashy, disgusting, dusty, musty, crusty, rusty room. She doesn’t have the balls actually to run away though. She wouldn't last 3 milliseconds in the wild.

"I do not care." Y/n's mom says as she types violently on her knockoff laptop.

"YOU'RE THE WORST MOTHER EVER!!! I HATE YOU!!"

Y/n is a very ungrateful roach.

Y/n's dad walked into the room from the kitchen. "I am going to the store! I will be back very soon! Bye!!" He said as he sped walked out of the door and immediately almost got hit by a car.

As Y/n watched her dad leave, Everyone in her entire neighborhood suddenly died because they all got Ligma.

Actions

I WROTE THAT HAHAHHA

RATS STORY

this is so me (I'm y/n)

HELP

LMAO

Hi

sup

heres mineee

wtf is wrong with yall

"A Coliseum? Why would you want to go there?" Arin asked. Recently there have been rumors of a Coliseum being built and tons of people wanting to join it. Why would anyone want to do that?

"I've heard things about it, It might be cool, who knows?" I said casually. I grabbed my bag and walked to the doors of the Monastery. "You two coming or not?"

Sora and Arin looked at each other and back at me. "Sure," Sora replied. "How bad can it be?"

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It was bad, very bad. I didn't know it was one where you like... KILL your opponent!!

The announcer came on:

"And without further ado, our favorite champion... The Former King of the Endless Sea!!!"

The crowd roared.

King of... The Endless... sea? But the King of the Endless Sea is Benthomaar!! Why would he be fighting here in this place of madness?! Then I saw him on the Screens above the Coliseum. It IS him. No, this can't be right! He would never harm a soul. Never.

He's fighting the other guy, I hope he doesn't get hurt... he slashed and thrust his spear at the opponent, leaving scratches and wounds that most likely won't heal quickly. He slashed down and... he... HE SPLIT HIM IN HALF!!! What has gotten into him?! I need to get Benthomaar out of here, NOW.

"We need to get him out of there. We have to, I bet he's being forced into this!!!" I yell. Sora and Arin look pretty confused. "Sensei... who is he?" Sora asked.

I sigh. "My friend, Benthomaar. I remember when he saved us. I remember watching his father die- I remember everything we ever did together! The other ninja and I were everything to him. Everything."

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I found him! He's right there, sitting outside of the Coliseum. "Bentho!! Hey, you okay?" I asked while putting a hand on his shoulder. He whipped around with a crazed look on his face. He's COVERED in blood and scars. He grabbed my wrist. "WHO ARE YOU?! Get AWAY from me!!!" He yelled. "Don't make me get the guards!!!"

What's gotten into him? has he gone mad?

I chuckle dryly. "Ben... It's me, Lloyd! Don't you remember me?" I cup his cheek with my free hand gently, trying to calm him down, in a platonic way-

"Lloyd? I don't know anyone by that name. Get out of my sight!" He swats my hand. "What happened to you?! Where's my sweet, kind-hearted Benthomaar I once knew?" He glared at me. He really has lost it, he doesn't remember me.

"I am NOT sweet, I am not 'kind-hearted'. My purpose is to KILL and DESTROY anything that gets in my way. That includes crazed FANS like you." He shoves me to the ground and gets in my face. "And if you ever come to me... with your dumb little lies again... I will shove my spear SO far up your a-" I push him off of me. "BENTHOMAAR! Get a GRIP. This isn't you! What happened to you? Please just please get it together... I miss the old you, the nice you, the sweet you."

He grabs my gi and whispers in my ear. "You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to take you to the boss. maybe he'll put you in the Coliseum to FIGHT for your life. the people here get pretty crazy, too." He cackles and brings his face to mine. "Maybe then you'll think straight. You dumb little Ninja."

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I have to fight for my life. I have to KILL people, this is terrifying.

The announcer came on again

"He's back! and against the newest opponent! The so-called 'Legendary GREEN NINJA!!!'. Who will win??"

I have to fight Bentho? No! No no no no!!! I don't want to kill him! there's still time, I can help him!! He stared at me from across the arena with some sort of feral HUNGER. He looks so scary now... I just want the old him back.

He charges at me with his spear and I dodge it. "Bentho! Please you don't have to do this!! You know me!"

"I don't know you, I don't NEED to know who you are. All I know is that you should DIE!!!" His spear pierces my skin. I then realize that he doesn't remember anything. Tears well up in my eyes, I realize that the only way to get out of here is to either let him kill me or... I have to kill him...

After fighting and fighting I got him to a wall.

"I'm sorry Ben... I'll miss you dearly..."

I drove my sword through his heart and he collapsed, He's dead...

"I'm sorry... I-" I choke as I start to bawl. "I'm so so sorry!!! I... I'm sorry... I'm Sorry..." I rest my head on his bleeding chest and cry.

Goodbye, friend... forever.

"Have fun in heaven for me, will you?"

End...

crying

I wanted to let you guys know that Cupcake is gonna get in trouble soon

nah b4 a03 y'all did have a Wattpad phase tho right?

cuz mine was cringe asf

erm oh no

Oh my fucking god.

unfortunately yes smh

YES

no way

a03 was down for matenince so I went back cuz I was bored and oh Lord my comments

oh dear

daaang

I keep getting notifications on wattpad cuz of my old comments

I commented so regularly that ppl recognize dme

and followed me

Can you guys let her know

I need to kms

wtf

no dont die yourself

*kill

Real except on freaking deviantart 😭😭 i never commented on wattpad

help

I STILL GET NOTIFS FROM PEOPLE LIKING THEM

yea no I hit them with the "*runs away*"

I was roleplaying in the fucking comments I cant

"heh... I'll treat you good......" fiddlestick said w ith smirk.... he's hot daddy alpha sigma,..

"omg please! get me preggant!" omega ford say. s. They were getting railed.... yeah. trust.

"nghghghghgh fiddlefuck !!! ur dingaling is bigger than the twin towers.... combine.d!!" WHORE!!! whatever.

fiddle stickcums big load into ford bussy..... woat.!

moenirnf later!

ford doe pregnant cy test... rtw o line!

"fiddeldor what does two line mean!" omg.... "YOURE BOYPREGNANT!!!"

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a twist...

omg... *belly grows realllag big.* "EEK IM HAVING CONTRACTION!!!!!" ford anguish.. his pee hole grows baby sized...

"MY WATER BROKEHELO!!!!" omg.. fiddlrord picks him up bridal style...... takes him to car shoves him in the trucik.. trunk! drives 200mph..

they go to hospital.... nurse confuse... "how are you pregant ylrur a man!!" "are you homoph0obvi 🤬!??!?!?!?" "eeek no!!!"

ford get rushed to hiopsital room, nurse lift up leg. s "OMG I SEE TGHE HEAD!!" fiddelfrod passees out.

babyh pop s oyut. (it is me.) "WHY IS YOUR BABY ASIAN." ching cho. stfu. "MAYBE GENETICS!!! im .0002 percent southea stasian!" ford SHUTUPP!

"girl yo baby ugly as haill!!" "NO HE . SHES NOY!" ok.

ford tkake baby home with fiddleufkc . baby gro wup. thye all die tge end.!!"

explodes cutely

HELO

*eats leftovers*

HELLO

ford x fiddleford mcgucket mpreg penisbirth oneshot 🥰

ARE YOU HOMOPH0OBVI?!?!?!?

MY WATER BROKEHELO!!!!" omg.. fiddlrord picks him up bridal style...... takes him to car shoves him in the trucik.. trunk! drives 200mph..

im going to die

trucik

babyh pop s oyut. (it is me.) "WHY IS YOUR BABY ASIAN." ching cho. stfu. "MAYBE GENETICS!!! im .0002 percent southea stasian!" ford SHUTUPP!

Guys... what do you know about Cupcake?

idk

bruver, just stop