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My calf locked up super bad. All my leg muscles below my knee got super hard and tense. If I do anything rather than fully extend my leg, it feels like I’m being stabbed. My thigh is falling asleep. Help.

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This isn’t the first time it’s happened.

Omg it finally stopped after like 5 minutes. Fml.

SHIT I TOUCHED IT AND IT CAME BACK WORSE.

My dick is erected super badly. All the blood flow makes my penis get super hard and tense. If I do anything rather than touch it, it feels as if my penis is breaking out of my body. My dick has a mind of its own. Help.

^ I’m not even mad at this because it was so funny.