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You’ll laugh at my user, I made it like when I was 7

Anal sex is definitely better in every way compared to vaginal for a guy. Everyone talks about the tightness, and they're thinking about the anus itself but there's so much more to it than that. Once your girl is used to it her anus relaxes so that it holds your shaft with just the right grip, making for a much better fit for a penis overall. Same goes for the inside in her rectum. Its not just a soft tube like the vagina that doesn't do much but has lots of different and strong muscles that pulse and massage. Once you get inside it almost pulls you inside deeper. The other big plus is the heat that you will notice surrounding you and the smoother texture. Its more stimulating, even more so if the head of your penis gets as far as her rectal valves and into her colon. Once your girl gets close to orgasm you'll feel her inside come alive with powerful contractions at the actual climax. Vaginal sex is much more basic than this and less satisfying. Anyone (male or female) who wants the best most intimate sex and strongest orgasms should try anal.

Anal sex is better than having vaginal sex. It’s a huge turn on and you have a better orgasm. It doesn’t hurt at all, you just got to know how to do it and the right position to do it

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Anal sex is definitely better in every way compared to vaginal for a guy. Everyone talks about the tightness, and they're thinking about the anus itself but there's so much more to it than that. Once your girl is used to it her anus relaxes so that it holds your shaft with just the right grip, making for a much better fit for a penis overall. Same goes for the inside in her rectum. Its not just a soft tube like the vagina that doesn't do much but has lots of different and strong muscles that pulse and massage. Once you get inside it almost pulls you inside deeper. The other big plus is the heat that you will notice surrounding you and the smoother texture. Its more stimulating, even more so if the head of your penis gets as far as her rectal valves and into her colon. Once your girl gets close to orgasm you'll feel her inside come alive with powerful contractions at the actual climax. Vaginal sex is much more basic than this and less satisfying. Anyone (male or female) who wants the best most intimate sex and strongest orgasms should try anal.

wat

Hey Feet do u still have that website with letter substitutions

like with the letters that look identical to actual letters

Wade ツ

Pretty good, just bored

Same

Ingenious

Same

U should get codm fr

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Sick! Thanks

Wade ツ

U should get codm fr

I should but I have a lot of homework and I might get distracted

Ingenious

I should but I have a lot of homework and I might get distracted

Awwwwww

Ingenious

I will consider it

Yaaaaaaay

U, me, kris, and Ethan, gotta okay togeth3r

Where is everyone?

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why are there lists of crimes?

good ig, goodbye i gtg

It’s alright, we got 20 kills and a win

damn I feel like a nap but I have hw to do

and I have school and I need rest I have a stupid ass math test tmr

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of course they do

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Wdym ofc they do

it is not surprising

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