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I BEEN WITH HER LONGER BTWWWW 7+ YEARS 🙄🙄🙄

DID I ASK

I’LL BE WITH HER LONGER

NO CUS THEN I ALR HAVE A 7 YEAR HEAD START 💀

Do you and madi know each other irl

Yussss

We used to go to school tg

YEAH AND YOU’LL DIE 7 YEARS EARLY SMH

OMG FRIENDS OVER BOYFRIENDS

REEEAALLLL

I’LL HAVE SPENT THE MOST PHYSICAL, IN PERSON TIME WITH HER ANYWAY

sisters before misters 😭

WHATS HER SHOE SIZE?

7.5

EXACTLY

YEAH FUCK OFF

PQGAHSHAHAHJAJSJ YEAH

I KNOW EVERYTHING

…she told u her shoe size? 😭😭

YEAH

calm down there mr stalker

ANYWAY FRIENDS ON TOP

It’s giving Joe goldberg

AND?

AT LEAST HE LOVES BECK

TF DOES PEACH DO FOR HER?

💀💀💀💀

HUIAHIUIHADUHAI

JOE KILLED PEACH

HE SMACKED HER IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK

OH NO

FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART

BECAUSE PEACH WAS A STALKER

IM NOT A MURDERER I JUST LOVE HER MORE SMH

Just imagine you break up with your boyfriend, but you also lost your best friend because if your boyfriend, woah that sucks

*just imagine*

🤨

NO

CHANELLY

AND I

ARE FOR LIFERS

I’m on that good kush n alcohol

YUUURRR

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THE SHIT TOGETHER

MADI, NATALIE OR JAKE

...

well i also love jake

so 50/50

Don’t say my name and I’m coming to your location.

I’m bombing u

MADI IF ME AND CHANEL WERE IN A BURNING HOUSE AND YOU COULD ONLY SAVE ONE OF US WHO WOULD YOU PICK

Sending the sinaloa cartel to ur way

MADI I SAW U IN PERSON.

JAKE

CHANEL CAN MOVE

SHE KNOW HOW TO RUN

do you REALLY wanna know the answer to thttt

I BEEN WITH U THROUGH EVERY EX U HAD 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

False answer, tbh

It should be natalie

THEY WERE SHITTY EXES...

LETS PRETEND WE’RE BOTH TRAPPED UNDER A BROKEN WALL

😔

THEN WHAT?

I FELL DOWN THE HILL MULTIPLE TIMES IN THE MILE..

BUT

WHO ARE YOU GONNA CHOOSE

UHM

BOTH?

I CAN CARRY U BOTH

NO

YOU CANT

MADI CMONNN IVE BEEN THERE FOR UUU 😭😭

BITCH DONT U WORK OUT

YOU ONLY CAN ONE

neither

THINK ABOUT IT

U CAN MOVE SHIT

ONLY ONE OF US HAS A DICK

natalie

HES A GROWN ASS MAN HE CAN HANDLE HIMSELF

FRFR (IG)

peg me fr

LESBIAN

and ill choose u

HAAHAHIUSDAHUIF

Bet bro

MADI YOU SHOULD CHOOSE NATALIE OVER JAKE

🗣🗣‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

bet

natalie frfr

I MEAN NOTHING TO HER 😭

Soread then cheeks lil bro 😈😈

ill be waiting in lace ;)

What'd I miss

HAHAHHAH

NOOOOOOO

AAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

womp womp

OH SHIT ROAYL

HAHAHAIUDADIHU

SUCK THT DICK

NOT THE LACE 😭

HI ROYAL

SUCK IT BITCH

CORRECT ANSWER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU NATALIE

HHHHAHAHAHAA BESTIES FOR LIFE

NAUR

Hey hey sorry I'm late just got back from work

BUT THT DOESNT MEAN I LOVE JAKE ANY LESS

YOU WERE DELULU

HES MINE

YOU SAID YOU’D WEAR LACE FOR HER :(

OH YOUR GOOD

Hellooooooo

L

MY LOVE I WAS JUST KIDDINGGG

NUH UH

YKW

U CANT SAY SHIT

YOU FUCKED WADE

TOLD HIM TO SUCK UR DICK

CHEATER

🔥

LESBIAN

💀💀💀

ATLEAST CHANEL WOULDNT CHEAT ON ME SMH

GAY ASS

We fighting for custody if Jake?

SHE WOULD

WITH DEVEN

🍿

EXACTLYY IM THE BEST BF SHE WOULD HAVE

AUTISDICK

…💀👎🏼

ugly asl name

(we're joking...mostly"

Ik 😭😭😭😭

NUH UH

...

chanel

YOU MEAN IT BITCH

he gotta point

U LEFT ME

FOR THT RUSSIAN TOAD

Russian TOAD 😭😭

It's no joke because we go back to the good old days thus making him my hubby

Think abt it madi, EVERYTIME WERE ON CALL AND IM YAPPING WHAT U DOING

EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME

TYPING

HES MINE FIRST OF ALL SMH SMH

TO WHO?

Jake will you marry me? 💍

YEAH YKW IM MARRIED TO ZEPHYR NOW

JACK

NO HES MINE

YES I WILL BBG <3

IM ALREADY WI-

Uhm, what's going on

SUCK IT MADI

:{

Oh yeah

IM THROWING UR STUPID RING

WE’RE GETTING A DIVORCE

It’s okay bb I gotchu

THT U GAVE ME

U OE

I’ll buy u a hellcat n everything bookie

YEAH YEAH GET RID OF YOUR SMALL ASS RING

I DIDNT GIVE YOU ANYTHING >:(

AND THTS WHY THE OCEAN TOOK MY RING

YEAH FUCK THT RING ILL GET THT RING FINGER LOOKING REALL NICE

MOTHER NATURE DIVORCED U FOR ME

FLAPÖY WHERE DID YOU GO

YEAH IT WAS PREPARING

Jake I'm bribing you with a baguette 🥖

IT KNEW YOU WERENT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

SMH

:{

YKW ITS FINE

IM GONNA GO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH MY NEW MAN

U CANT HAVE THIS FATASS ANYWAYS

WHAT FATASS?

YEAH YEAH

BITCH?

Don’t listen to him bookie, u gots me

THATS RIGHT

THE ONE U DROOL OVER

THTS WHAT

YEAH LIKE I WOULD EVER DO THAT

OH PLS

AYE DINT BE TALKING TO MY GIRL LIKE THAT 😡

WSG GNG

YO GET THE CARTEL CHANE

CHANEL*

ILL POP YO ASS IF YOU SPEAK TO MY BOOKIE LIKE THAT

ILL BRING THE SICILIAN MAFIA

RUNNING U OVER WITH MY HELLCAT

AT LEAST I HAVE AN ASS

And my baguette?

NEVA TALK ABT MY GIRLS FAT ASS LIKE THAT

Of course <3

Woo hoo

BTICH WHERE ITS NONEXISTENT

JUST LIKE YOURS

AND SO IS THT DICK

YKW

WOAH WOAH

FLAT BITCH

AND THT DICK IS TOO

He got that bugglegum butt

FLAT DICK!

🍿🍿🍿

YOU CANT FLATTEN A DICK

TELL HIS ASS BOOKIE

They call him....

I GOT BIGGER TITS THAN U BITCH

WHATSUP?

TELL THT MAN OFF

BIGGER MAN TITS MAYBE

The slab

YEAH GIRL YEAH

TELL THT BITCH WSG

YEAH YEAH YET LAST NIGHT

THEY SAG SO MUCH THEY JUST LOOK LIKE ANOTHER LAYER OF SKIN

U WAS TELLING ME SMTH COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BOTU Y TITS

SO WSP?

I DIDNT SEE NOTHIN

THEM SHITS DOING THE CHA CHA SLIDE EVERYTIME U WALK 😭

FUCKER U GOT HARD BE SO FR

OH PLEASE

EXACTLY MADI TELL HIM

TELL HIM WASSUP

BE SO FR SMH SMH

ALL YOU DID WAS PROVE HOW FLAT YOUR CHEST IS

whered sah go

YK DAMN WELL YOU CANT RESIST MY EYES EITHER

I SURE AS HELL CAN

IM HERE FLAPÖYYYYYYY I WAS WAITING FOR YOU

AYE YOU LEAVE MY GIRLS TATAS OUT OF THIS

SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY BITCH

HAHAHAHAH TATAS

YES TF SHE DO

HIIIIIIII

I'm lost lmao

YEAH RIGHT

sniff sniff

HIIIIIII FLAPÖYYYYYYY<333

SHE GOT MORE TITS N ASS THAN YOU HAVE DICK

jake is so mean to me guys ;{

he abused me sniff

HOWRE YOUUUU

verbally

SNIFF

Hugs for everyone?

VERBAL ABUSSSEEE

furry ass frowny

Don’t act like you don’t like it

VERBAL ABUSSEEEE

IM GOOD IM GOOD, HBUUUUUUU

VERBAL ABUSSSEEEEEEE

YOU CALLED ME FLAT BITCH

IM GOOOODDDDDD

HOW TF IS THT SUPPOSED TO TURN ME ON

*opens twix in the corner

YA TELL EM

GLAD TO HEAR THAT YAYAYAYAYAYAYA

IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH

LIAR!

(Idk)

FIGURE OF SPEECH HA ASS

r you actually retarded

YOU LIAR

respectfully

ARE YOU GONNA KEEP BEING A LITTLE FUCKING SLUT OR ARE YOU GONNA SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN AND BE A GOOD GIRL?

FUCK OFF

SMH

ok um ew

😨…

CAUSE IF YOU DON’T, I’M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE YOU ARENT I?

YA U TELL HIM MADI

yikes

KISS MA ASS BITCH

bye

PUUURRRRR

THERES NOTHING THERE TO KISS

WHERE ARE YOU DOING FLAPÖY

AND THATS WHY YOUR GAY

NOT HERE 😭

BYE YALL

WRDDD

AND THATS WHY YOURE A LESBIAN

BYE BOOKIE

NU UH AM I MAN

WRD TO MA MOTHA

はい、お父さん

HOW RUDE

TELL THAT BITCH MADI, TELL EM

YOU WISH YOU HAD ONE

IN FACT I GOT 2, SO WSG

LESBIAN MOMS

And 2 DADS

GAY DADS

FLAPÖYYYYYYY IF YOU HAVE TIME, CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT DISCORD

Anyone want a skittle? *opens bag

THT OR U JS JEALOUS CUS U GOT 0

GN

🙄🙄

CHANEL

CALL

NOW

NEOW

Anyways imma go treat my lady right

The last character is a "n"

It says yes daddy

😅

I’m in bookie

im coming

Sharesies?

I see I see

WHAT DID IT SAYYY

"He's my daddy"

Damn right I am 😏

😭

What about me

no hes not smh

man slut

thats why he gay asf

you can have him

hi

Yay 😋

guys

i made banana bread

Greetings traveller

HI AMY

BRO

FLPAPWY

AMY

FLPALPAA

FLAPPPPPPPYYYYYYYy

MADI <3

Omg well done

HIIIIII

hey :)

theres flour everywhere, i cant measure for my lifeeee 😭

Are you ready for your next quest

JUST GET A MEASURING CUP DUMMY

AMY CHARLIE FR DONE PROVE MY POINT BRO

WHAT SHE DO

SHE SO PETTY SMH AND IMMATURE

Jake u done fucked up 💀💀👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

ALSO DID RYLEE SAY ANYTHING

ALL I ASKED WAS FOR HER TO APOLOGIZE TO JAKE

NAH SHE HASNT BEEN ON

(i voted you)

AND THIS GIRL SAID NO TO SAYING SORRY

LIKE

TF

BRO

THAT GIRL

LIKE GIRL BE SO FR

I SWEAR

I TOLD HER

AND SHE SAID I NEEDA BE HUMBLED

TO JUST APOLOGIZE

MISS GIRL

LOL TF

SAYS U

Ily

I AM HUMBLED

BE SO FR

ILY MORE BITCH

i had them 😭

HOWEVER THOSE YOUTUBE VIDEOS NEEDA BE HUMBLED

okay i gtg

CAUSE THE AMOUNT OF EYEROLLING SHE DID SINGING

bye ily you all

LMFAO

<3

BYE AMYYY

BYE AMT

AMY

<3

<333

FLAPPY BIRD I NEED MORE SONGS

SO

GET ON THAT

Bubye 😢 wlyt

BET

Farewell traveller I bid you safe passage

wait wait im back sorry 😭

SPORRY

I THOUGHT I HAD TO GO

oh

you..

SORRRY

lied...

DONT BE MAD

hi

NOOOOOO

MAL

I WOULDD NEVER LIE TO YOU FLAPPY BIRD

FLAPPY

MALLALA

MALMALMSLMSALSMALDM

AMYYYYYYYYY

MALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL <3333333

HIHIHIHIH

HIIIIIIIIIIII

u jst did ;(

HIIIII

HIIII

what.

oh

wow

guys

i need

a new pfp

*Unskippable side quest*

help me

ME TOOOOOOOOOOOO

we should match pfps ngl

me flappy and you

buttttt

idk

where

to find :(

speaking of where did flappy go.

FLAPPY

COME

Do httyd

HIIII

I LOVE HTTYD

OMG

HW TO TRAIN UR DRAGON?

WAIT WAIT THE SHOW OR THE MOVIE

BRO THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD

BOTH

Yus

RUFFNUT

ND TUFFNUT

AND

THE LAST MOVIE WAS GOT TIER

WHAT WAS THEIR COUSINS NAME

GOD

GRUFFNUT

IT WAS GRUFFNUT

*nostalgia unlocked* +1000xp

AMY

WJE CRW

BET

GUYS WE

Lmao

I WANT RED

LOLLLL

I WANT PRUPEL

PRILE

PURPLE

guys my neighbors are blasting their music so loud the bass is literally vibrating my house

THTS NOT PURPLE FLAPPERS

BET

MADI ARE YOU COLORBLIND

LIKE JAKE

ITS REDISH GREEN

.....yes it is

THTS NOT PURPLE

madi

im not even joking thats bright purple

i think youre colorblind

im not even playing

thats the epitome of purple

nu uh

MADI

thats not purple

IS JAKE RUBBING OFF ON YOU

IK WHAT PURPLE LOOKS LIKE

CLEARLY NOT

MADI

THAT IS PURPLE

IM COLORBLIND ND EVEN IK THAT

SMH

MADI YOU HAVE TRITANOPES

THT AINT PURPLE

WHAT IS IT THEN

madi

yes

it is

buddy

i say this

with the sincerest

THST LIKE

part of my heart

GREEN

ISH

or

red

madi you kno whats interesting

maybe

huh

you and mal have the same name r

WHAT COLOR IS THIS

but

i see you as purple

and mal as more green

YAY

it got me thinking

if

AMY COME BACK TO FAKE UWU

BLUE

GREEN IS MY FAVOURITE

MADI

........

OMGGG

YOURE SO COLORBLIND

YOURE COLORBLIND

HERE LEMME PULL UP A COLOR WHEEL

NO IM NOT THTS BLUE BRO

THTS LITTERALLY BLUE

NO ITS PURPLE

THTS BLUE!

DONT CALL MY BABY THAT

NUH UH

madi listen to me

you have

madi do u see purple on this

tritanopes

mmmm thats blue

and slight tones of

like

red

buddy

no do u see it on the wheel

madi have you ever even seen purple

thats purpe

in your life

alot of blue

bc between pink and blue is pruple

uh oh

and thats where purple is on the color wheel

madi

and thats the middle of it

you've lost the ability

to see

thats literally definition purple

purpleussy

bitch thats a murky green

MADI YOU SHOULD GIVE ME A PFP CAUSE I NEED ONE

PRETTY PLEASE

CIRCLE THE MURKY GREEN

WITH A PURPLE CHERRY ON TOP

NO BITCH MY PFP IS MINE

SCREENSHOT ND CIRCLE IT PLS

NO NO

A DIFFERENT ONE

yall

im kidding

WITH BLACK HAIR

its purple

My pfp will always be the same

i was fuckin with yall

madi

searching up on google what colorblind ppl see

AHUHDUDHIUFH

bruh

MADI

WHAT IT WAS FUNNT

HEY

LISTEN

JAKE

I DO IT TO JAKE

IUCSHCUIHCSUI

MADI

WHAT

I GOT LIKE EXCITED CUS I THOUGHT ID MET ANOTHER MADISON THATS COLORBLIND

BUT NOOO

OFC NOT

PFfP

AUDHDUIHDIUAD

LOLOLOL

IF IT HELPS

CAN U SPREAD UR TOES MAL?

WHAT

I HAVE SYNESTHISIA

SO

UM

MY TOAS ARENT BUTTER?

YK SPREAD EM

COLOR STUFF

AUAHUIHF

NO LIKE

i dont believe you

MOVE YOUR TOES APART

MADI STOP NORING ME

literally everyone can do that ..?

flappy ur pfp is light purple

...CANT EVERYONE DO THAT...?

NO?

i dont believe you

yeah

lol

NOT CHANE:

madi

AMY

OR MOST OF MY FRIENDS

uh maybe chanel

is

FAKE UWU

different

ASLO

YOU DDINT RESPOND

SMH

my brother cant do it either

TO WHAT

I CAN GIVE MYSELF A FOOT CRAMP ON CAMMAND

WEF

PPF

IF I SPREAD MY TOES A CERTAIN WAY

why.

SAME

sitll didint repsond

IT HURTS SO BAD BRO

ME TOO BUT IT HAPPENS ON ACCIDENT

sigh

its good for getting out of sets 😭 cuz it makes the muscles look all silly so it like works

SAME MAL SAME

AMY

i hate getting cramps

JUST TELL ME

it hurts

YALL ITS EASY ASF TO GET RID OF

im on my perod so

im feeling my cramps

JUST PULL UR TOES CLOSER TO UR LEG

LIKE

CAN YOU GIVE ME A PFP WITH BLACK HAIR CAUSE THATS YOUR spECIALTY

but

it feels

like my vein is about to pop