Post

That…didn’t take long

well

i realised i have a better soulution

Ah, you’re a demon too?

OMG

U DONT HATE ME

YAY

Of course not! I assumed you hated me

I MADE 2 POSTS TRYNA TALK TO U

FUCKIN

U STOPPED TALKING TO ME AFTER U BROKE MY NECK

I didn’t see those haha

FUCKIN

Y HAVENT U BEN ON

I broke your neck?

yes

i poured out ur beer

Oh, no I snapped mine

wwtf-

oh!

Oh my

i rember that

Yes haha

i js watched almost all the episeoes yesterday

rn im watching hellavu boss

Splendid!

I’ve seen that there is another Alastor here who appeared in my absence.

yes

they are from quotev

Ah, I see.

Do you know them?

kinda

Hi!

i told em someone on wje has the same user as them nd they wanted the site

Well, I hope to properly introduce myself to them sometime.

mmhm

hru guys?

idk where gus is )):

im ok

I’m splendid!

worstjokesever.com/@yummyan

ehehee

That’s adorable!

Hello, I hope that perhaps we are on better terms now?

Who’re you?

our pfps nd taglines on quotev ><

Very cute!

100% not the same as here

Haha you kids are dirty!

I'm El, the person you exposed like ten tumes

times*

Noo

Ah, I see

hes js perfct

Perhaps could I have a second chance like wade gave me?

Hmmm…

I’m happy for you both! Match made in Hell haha

its so scary how alastor always smiles..

Fuck yeah

Always...

Never not...

ahh

A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that, no matter what comes your way, YOU'RE the one in control.

ikkk

but its scary ><

Haha that’s a good thing

I love how millie is a psychotic loveable country bitch

I haven’t watched much of Helluva Boss but I might start

its entering

wow

i spelled that so wrong it was a diff word

Haha

ok so

like

why tf havent u ben on

It hasn’t been 7 years has it? Haha

ackk

BRO

CHARLIE IS SO

SWHSUWH

angel i have money

Id date her

GIVE

$$$$

<33

Just like in the show, I’ll keep my absences incredibly vague and shrouded in mystery.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DONT DISAPER WHAN U GET HIT

PLEASE

😭

Alastor

did i miss anything?

Mhm?

Can i sell my soul to you

for a deal ofc

A soul deal?

yes

Alastor

Hmmm..

Hazbin hotel is the worst TV show ever.

idk what i want

Ill get back to u ima charge my chreombook

omg hiii!

Byeeeee

What are your conditions?

^

Ah, I see.

Just make a post summoning me

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65c91c1dce7446b8e94e547d

is that a yes or a no? I have changed, yk. I no longer alt

Alastor?

why did you leave

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