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Kristianโฝ
right here
Kristianโฝ
lol
ฮฑmy
sup
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
wazzzzuppppppppppppppppp ๐คช
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
if bro cuts off his pp he has 7 others
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
There is no testosterone in this image
they're all the same people
ฮฑmy
(kpop makes me physically hostile
ฮฑmy
)
ฮฑmy
Not as much as you though
soak a microsoft excel document in olive oil and salt and shove it up your ass
Jake ใ
soak a microsoft excel document in olive oil and salt and shove it up your ass
Is that where you pulled this out of cause itโs complete shit
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
Is that where you pulled this out of cause itโs complete shit
insane in the membrane
Jake ใ
Gay
Jake ใ
Ha
ฮฑmy
ew it's almost valentine's day
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
Hi
It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk. anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently. and she changed my name to tickle tipson. anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me. please come back
It's been 20 years, daddy. I really really hate you. Mommy told me the truth before she died. I know you left us, I killed mommy and her new boyfriend, and I've taken over the world. But don't worry, hehe...I know where you are. And I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you. You better watch your back. Hehehahaha, HAHAHAHA!!
ฮฑmy
oh
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
I hope I can get the day off
so ur js gonna sext with madi on the day off?
Jake ใ
Fuck I donโt think I cancelled my game pass subscription
Jake ใ
I think itโs been going for like 3 months and I havenโt used it at all
Jake ใ
Fuck
ฮฑmy
haha L loser
ฮฑmy
skill issue
Jake ใ
My net worth is going down guys
ฮฑmy
ratio
Jake ใ
Iโm only worth a thousand dollars ๐ญ
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
My net worth is going down guys
you had none in the first place, you're in crippling debt now
Jake ใ
Itโs Madi smh I gotta stop being her sugar daddy
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
tf do u buy madi
Jake ใ
Nothing lmao
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
hello kitty plushies?
Jake ใ
I mean, I will
Jake ใ
But I canโt rn
ฮฑmy
oh
ฮฑmy
send that to madi
Jake ใ
I would if I could I just donโt think her parents would appreciate random packages coming to their house for their daughter
ฮฑmy
on uwu
Jake ใ
Probably gonna think itโs a pipe bomb
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
she will beat my ass
Jake ใ
She will
ฮฑmy
ew
Kristianโฝ
hi bbg cunke and jakey
Jake ใ
Muahahahaha
ฮฑmy
no
Jake ใ
Okay but like
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
there's a thing called ๐fingers๐
Jake ใ
Wholesome shit
Jake ใ
Happened on call last night
Jake ใ
Sheโs so cute :D
ฮฑmy
that's
ฮฑmy
mean
ฮฑmy
:(
ฮฑmy
you
ฮฑmy
are
ฮฑmy
gross
Jake ใ
Oh thatโs nice
Jake ใ
SO DID HER FRIEND LMAO
Kristianโฝ
dont worry you count as a monkey :)
Jake ใ
SHE WAS READING THEM OFF OUT LOUD
ฮฑmy
why were you talking
ฮฑmy
about
ฮฑmy
jeans
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
OOO OOO AH AH
Jake ใ
HEY NO MADI WAS SAYING THAT STUFF
ฮฑmy
eugh
Jake ใ
I SENT HER A PIC OF MY UH
ฮฑmy
dick
Jake ใ
WAIT FUCK THAT SOUNDS WEIRD
Kristianโฝ
chest
Kristianโฝ
jake how big are your man tiddys?
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
foreskin cheese perhaps?
ฮฑmy
i read your chats sometimes to
Jake ใ
NO I WAS DRIVING AND I SENT HER A PIC OF ME HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL AND MY LEGS WERE IN IT
Kristianโฝ
do yall wanna see a pic of my ass?
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
NO I WAS DRIVING AND I SENT HER A PIC OF ME HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL AND MY LEGS WERE IN IT
do u shave?
ฮฑmy
NO I WAS DRIVING AND I SENT HER A PIC OF ME HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL AND MY LEGS WERE IN IT
you were texting while driving
ฮฑmy
i'm reporting you
ฮฑmy
to the
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
but W gyatt
Jake ใ
Misinformation smh
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
no it not smh
Kristianโฝ
and occasionaly wet
Kristianโฝ
im not kidding
Kristianโฝ
like when i get sweaty
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
diarrhea shit n piss
Jake ใ
Wiping as a pubescent man is like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet
Kristianโฝ
also is soop being fr about all this shit he says?
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
Wiping as a pubescent man is like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet
quotebooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Kristianโฝ
i can shove my foresking up my ass
Kristianโฝ
foreskn
Kristianโฝ
foreskin
Jake ใ
Is it cause they stole it from you at birth and you asked for it back?
Kristianโฝ
i can also lick my foreskin, and on occassion i can put the bulb in my mouth
Jake ใ
So you could glue it onto your finger and stick it in your ass?
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
dis convo is getting sussy baka
Kristianโฝ
i wanna be tho
Jake ใ
Your dick is not that big bro
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
THAT INCH IS VITAL
Kristianโฝ
6.5
Kristianโฝ
inches
Kristianโฝ
not
Kristianโฝ
big
Jake ใ
Lies lmfao
Jake ใ
Everyone lies at your age
Jake ใ
I was 13 once too pal
Kristianโฝ
FYM LIES?
Jake ใ
Ew youโre the same age as my sister thatโs nastyyyy
Kristianโฝ
FYM LIES?
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
wat wong wit being 13
Jake ใ
Proof
Jake ใ
Uwu
Jake ใ
Now
Jake ใ
Jk jk
Jake ใ
I donโt want to have to grab my magnifying glass
Kristianโฝ
i dont have a ruler on me
Kristianโฝ
and theres a scab
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
I donโt want to have to grab my magnifying glass
but it's an image
Kristianโฝ
i accidentaly rubbed off some of the skin
Kristianโฝ
16 year olds suck at driving
Jake ใ
My dick has a hole in it
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
my dick has veins
Kristianโฝ
I TRIED TO TAPE IT UP
Kristianโฝ
17 year olds suck at driving
Jake ใ
My dick has blood inside it
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
my dick pees and cums
Kristianโฝ
do yall wanna see a picture of the scab on my dick?
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
do u guys peel scabs off ur skin and eat it?
Jake ใ
I used to have a bad habit of picking my scabs but I stopped getting scabs so now I donโt do it
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
my dog is licking his balls liek a cat rn
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
that was joke
Kristianโฝ
jm'kaweytyliwoh
Kristianโฝ
the scab on my dick hurts when i jerk off :(
Jake ใ
Guys name any fandom
Kristianโฝ
assassins creed
Kristianโฝ
bruvers i found out my gramma reads jason mamoa fanfiction where hes a werewolf
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
https://archive.org/details/harlem-shake-poop
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
watch blippi take shit
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
on his friend
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
it's sum ting that jake would watch
Jake ใ
Okay name a different fandom
Kristianโฝ
far cry
Kristianโฝ
skyrim
Kristianโฝ
splinter cell
Kristianโฝ
fallout
Kristianโฝ
dishonored
Kristianโฝ
chunke what games do u play on xbox
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
minecwaft cweepa
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
and i have a old random ass assassin's creed game
Kristianโฝ
WHICH ONE
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Kristianโฝ
bruver thats not old it came out in 2013
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
bruver thats not old it came out in 2013
that's when I was 3 ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Kristianโฝ
das like 11 years ago
Kristianโฝ
suck that i couldnt play the first ac game when it came out
Jake ใ
You guys are young little shits huh
Kristianโฝ
when i was -3
Jake ใ
suck that i couldnt play the first ac game when it came out
Buddy the first animal crossing game came out way before that
Kristianโฝ
jake my sisters older than you
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
jake my dog is older than you
Jake ใ
So is a large chunk of the human population
Jake ใ
Your sister isnโt special
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
my dog is 23
Jake ใ
Special needs maybe
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
my dog is special
Kristianโฝ
only a few people in existence are older than you
Jake ใ
Go suck her dick
Kristianโฝ
BRUVER WHAT
Kristianโฝ
ILL SUCK HER BOYFRIENDS DICK THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
ask if it's bubble gum pink
Kristianโฝ
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Jake ใ
Okay imma head out and do something, vagina guys
Kristianโฝ
vagina!
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
you made me call 911
Kristianโฝ
the number i sent was my number
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
but i wnat to date jake's sister
Kristianโฝ
i am jakes sister
Kristianโฝ
its been me all along
Kristianโฝ
do you wanna see a picture of my weenus?
Chunke Monke ๐[๐๐๐๐] ๐
on dat note, vagina bbgs!
Kristianโฝ
bbg
Kristianโฝ
hi mal
mal..๐ฆ
hey
mal..๐ฆ
hru
Kristianโฝ
good
Kristianโฝ
you?
mal..๐ฆ
im alright
Kristianโฝ
also i found out im not gonna die if my dicks curved
Kristianโฝ
stupid head
mal..๐ฆ
oh congrats
mal..๐ฆ
okay like
mal..๐ฆ
who are the 5 stalkers
mal..๐ฆ
say smth istg
Kristianโฝ
do you ever wonder if soop is just messing with us?
mal..๐ฆ
wdym
Kristianโฝ
look at the quotebook
Kristianโฝ
the thing about boobs
Kristianโฝ
then about the fritos thing
Kristianโฝ
yeah
mal..๐ฆ
not the boob quote ๐ญ
Jake ใ
i wouldn't put it past him lmao
Kristianโฝ
exactly
Kristianโฝ
hi jake bbg
Jake ใ
also check my new post ๐
Kristianโฝ
the jake harley lp
mal..๐ฆ
oki doki
Kristianโฝ
on what
Kristianโฝ
nvm i figured it out
mal..๐ฆ
oh alr
mal..๐ฆ
dead chat
mal..๐ฆ
who are the 8 fuckin stalkers who arent talking
mal..๐ฆ
like cmon
Kristianโฝ
i had to use the bathroom
Kristianโฝ
i can make 8 alts and make them talk
mal..๐ฆ
lmfao
Kobin
me
mal..๐ฆ
FLAPPY HI
Kobin
i hate black people
Kobin
i hate hispanics
Kobin
i hate asians
Kobin
i hate gays
Kobin
i hate gingers
Jake ใ
guys guys
Kobin
i hate
Jake ใ
flaps
Kobin
hi jakeyyyyypoooo
Jake ใ
check my new post
Kobin
i hate indians
Kobin
ight ima switch back
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