Post

Why?

NEEEE

Meee

As in orignal BP members or new ones?

Even the ones that left too?

wade check uwu really fast

Whyyyy then I have to sign in

Dagger why?

please?

Yeah, why?

it’s extremely important

he’s going to ban them

I need to know who came from that wretched shithole

To do what?

R u gonna ban me too?

^

If you ban chex

WADE

UWU

Spare Toast and Chex

Geez fine

These bastards have done nothing but turn this place into shit

DAGGER, Listen. We have a new idea.

I won’t ban the good ones

Pls don't ban them

Only the annoying pieces of shit

define the good ones

No more bans. Now, that might sound bad, but hear me out.

Dagger, this has been discussed already

ok

Not with me.

Also, I'm Dagger Jr. Jake banned me. It's a long story.

That's not a valid reason to ban someone because they are annoying

Son?

Jake banned Dagger Jr

Listen!

He can ban ne bc i wanna try getting banned

no

I don’t know why he did

I wanna know whats it like

It was truly a tragic moment

We need to discuss that with Jake later and solve the problem

Dagger. No more bans. We are turning into the Party from 1984. Censorship on either side is bad. LET THE DEGENERATES RUN THEIR MOUTHS, SO WE CAN BULLY THEM TO SUICIDE OR TURN THEM INTO NORMAL HUMANS AGAIN.

Because Dagger Jr called him a coward

This place is overcrowded with assholes

Jake was deleting messages I sent about the Jews.

Dagger Jr is CarlsJr

Son, what happened to you? ☹️

So I called him a coward.

WE KLLED HIM

He banned me.

GOOD

THATS WHAT YOU GET

Then Jake is a coward.

Listen, dad, censorship is EVIL. On both sides.

FOR NOT BUYNG MORE FOOD

Donut, stfu.

Oh, okay that makes sense

you stfu

We have been basepilled by SaH and Wilkin

Jake isnt a coward

It is also cowardly.

madi

your face is cowardly

can you check uwu

WHA

IM JUST SAYING

He is. He deleted 80% of the post and all our comments for no reason

The degenerates can stay unless they post illegalities or spam.

I want all the BP scum out of here

Dude thats what you do, isn't it?

When Jake gets on, we’ll talk to him about it dw

Delete posts for no reason?

WE ARE THE MAJORITY. We can run them out of the site ourselves. Without using cheap tactics such as bans.

You're a fucking hypocrite.

I do too, but banning isn’t the right answer I don’t think

actually nvm madi

ADHD autist, the Stigg, Ashton Parkes

NO

IOVSHVIOHSBIO

We are the minority, son. These devils are multiplying

NO

NOPE

They're all worse degenerates than the BPs.

GET THT SHIT OUTTA HERE

And they're gone.

IM TRYNA SLEEP BRO

But what do they all have in common?

All of you shut the fuck yp

THEY WEREN'T BANNED

WE bullied them out.

Let my son speak

Yes but there are enough of us to annihilate them

I've already made a mod post so we can discuss about that when he gets on later

who deleted this

damnmit

Your mother

dagger stop deleting

please

we'll shut up

You know what happens when you say how offensive a Joke is? All of the members come out of the dark to tear you to shreds.

Damn he got you there

Lynx was hidden in jokes too. I reckon lots of our allies our in jokes.

you cant delete things you dont like, you were just throwing shade at jake for doing that

Exactly

(not meant for amy lmao)

I banned donut and chexy for 24 hours because they wouldn’t stop spamming shit

Oh dang alr

Dagger, stop deleting. It's the same thing Jake did.

24 hours ain’t bad

Oh Dagger

ok i got worried

Yeah

thats what im saying

But Jake is gonna start punching the air

I banned the bitches. The comments automatically deleted as well

That's a valid reason.

damn

DONUT, IF YOU'RE READING, PUNCH AIR.

Hi mal!

Lol

Based Dagger

Actaully you can restore them

Listen goddamnit

hey perc

For what?

Go sit in your timeout corner and come back when you're behaved.

My bad

Hru

All of the BP shitbags needs to go back.

Eat the rotten sushi from my fridge or something.

ALL or the new ones?

mal

wsg

The new ones

YAYY

im good hbu

Mal shut up

DO YOU HAVE ANY CALI ROLLS

Then we'll BULLY them out. Banning them is cheap and only incentivizes them to come back. It doesn't hurt them. We need to insult them where it hurts.

sorry

Amy stfu

I think I’m sick :(

There’s too many of them

Ok well most have, but Cosmo is still here, Star, Percabeth, and a few others

And yet we can still beat the shit out of them.

Ooh I’m on the list now

Fun

We have a chance, we’re all really good at being assholes

Dagger you can't ban others, because they are annoying. Please stop

this is pretty meta ngl

Just take a look at the comments from this post and other posts. Do you not see how retarded most of these people are?

^^^

Dagger listen to SaH

Yeah

At least give them a warning

then......ignore them

No valid reason to ban them

Dagger, we're strongminded, thick skinned. Their insults cannot hurt us, but our insults ANNIHILATE THEM. A "MTF" tranny hyperventilates when someone refers to him as "he".

SaH, they won’t shut up. I can’t read all of their comments if they keep spamming

Exactly

You have few flaws, Dagger. But this is one of them.

You guys are just as bad as them. You make your entire personalities whining about them.

completely off topic but

No we want to eliminate the degeneracy

Please show me Screenshots where they spam

do any of you know how to evaluate a composite function?

Im going to eat

Intresting.

No sorry

Wait Dagger so still ban Cosmo or no?

Look in the comments in this post

bon appetite <3

Bon appetit, byebyeee cya later, i loveee youuu<3

Shut up, Fappy, they're becoming a majority on our site, of course we'll whine about them. They make themselves comfortable in every post we make, rearing their ugly heads in normal conversations and acting like they were always there. We have the right to get mad.

They were just sending unnecessary comments on a serious post. I do think they should’ve gotten a warning.

bye flappy have fun <3

i think, that maybe, you might be taking this a little too seriously.

I did warn them I told them to shut up

That’s true, he did

If I'm correct, pretty sure the user "Flappy" has an L in there name

MAGICAL MAL

Donut isn't from BP, by the way, she just feels superior because she's Jake's boyfriend. (I hope Donut is reading right now, it'll be funny to see her get assmad later.)

Or is that on purpose?

Should’ve have been more clear. People are not observant

nice username ;)

Jake's girlfriend*. Goddamn, I need some sleep.

Fingers crossed

Me too man

indeed

Jake should learn to stop being a simp and control his girlfriend

And you just spoiled something

Whos Donut?

he ain't really a simp

I need some context here

your milk?

Ok so I take it YourMother23 is Jake on an alt?

a user

I am not responsible for the incompetence of others

Who?

His girlfriend? He needs to control himself. He has no idea what the site was like before. He only ever stayed in the community section. He doesn't realize that the Joke section (the original, superior section) is a whole other world.

another user

donut's really cool

I agree, at least you should have said "If you continue to spam, unfortubaly I'll have to ban you."

Yep

maybe she'll come on later

She’s banned

Or so ive heard

Then be blunt about it. Say that if you don’t shut up then I’ll ban you

can you read?

idk?

Im not Jake

yeah

i know

Sure buddy

jake wouldn't hide like that

but from what Ive collected apparently hes disliked

no

well

kinda

I don't think Dagger can unban the bitch, so, oh well, guess she's just gonna have to wait. :^)

Why threaten? Just do it

but he's pretty cool

I don’t think he is

doesn's deserve the hate

*doesn;t

i cannot spell

Hahahahaha, hi, Donut. I see you stalking the chat. Seethe in rage a little more.

Jake needs to clean up his mess. I am not afraid of shitting on Donut and banning her. I do not give two fucks that she’s his girlfriend

So that they stop. Bans are supposed to be threatening yk?

That's what you get for stealing my sushi.

NOOOOOO

He 100% would he has more alts than you guys know, luckily I discovered it instantly

Actually she could make another Account like you did

So Donut user is Jakes girlfriend correct?

DAGGER JR CAN I HAVE A CALIFORNIA ROLL

Exactly!

and your all mad at the Donut user?

FROM YOUR FRIDGE

Based honestly

i'm not

shes cool

Dagger, Jake simply flattered you and that's how he got mod. You and I both know it's true. He has no idea what the old website was like. We need to redpill him, invite him to the discord, I'll join too.

Bro, if you can read then just read the chat it's not that difficult

Jake must join The Party

NO. We do not want to be "The Party" anymore.

He was kind to me that’s why I befriended him

He took my side

Literally he seems more and more like Jake trying to blend in every comment

it's not jake

he doesn't type like that

Jake is the most peaceful out of all mods. He’s very reasonable and “professional”. He deserves mod same as dagger or saH

You’re confusing me

He was sucking up to you. Maybe he was genuine then, but he's a maniacal monster now.

also jake can spell

What's confusing? We already established that we don't want to be The Party. We want no more censorship.

no offense, yourmom23

Your good

so

"Reasonable and professional" Bans me for calling me a coward. A few months ago was banning people just because they were annoying some e-girls in chat.

how's it going

Everyone makes mistakes and that doesn't make Jake a bad mod. Even mods can make mistakes, because we're human too.

Well anyone wanna know Jake’s other alt besides Bitch12?

sure

i know twix king

*Calling him I need to stop typing so fast.

Totally me

Jake and his moderating skills have nothing to do with this

and jake's test alt

apparently im Jake

100%

I asked him if I could be bitch13 and he never answered :(

I figured it out pretty quickly

yeah guys im Jake

I’m talking about annoying fucks like Donut and Chex

Noooooo

I knew that for a while. Twix king always sucked up to Dagger and spoke like Jake. And then he suddenly disappeared.

you're my bitch13 <3

If you were Jake I'd be banned right now.

lmfao

Jake = Lars

lars?

omfg

Yes

I don’t date 14 year olds-

None of you figured it out?

he did not sound like jake at all

EXACTLY

Oh, I thought that was Dagger, lmao.

That’s the point!

he wanted to join a movie call lmaooooo

with me and chex

That’s why YourMother23 could also be Jake

Why you all make so many alts, I'll never get that, it's just unnecessary

but the thing is

Im not

jake told me

but okay

he would be offline

Okay, point proven. We will talk to Jake. Promise

Twix King is Jake. I’ve known that since he first made that account

How did none of you get it!? I got it the first day lmao

and he's in 4th period

Yep

and he never talks in 4th

so it's not jake

Wait Dagger are you Rorschach?

So will Dagger and I.

I don’t know who that is

Dagger, we need Lynx to send that discord here, I'll be making a discord today.

Let's call him in Jokes, since that's where he lurks.

I will talk to him

12 am EST

Ok lol just making sure

Son, you need your old account back

All mods need to talk about rules with banning since there has obviously been some dissagreements

Fr

I would like to make Donut rage

Definetly

how easy is it to make her mad?

Yea yea just some

When will this be? I’ve been on for 7 hours or so

just a little

Just tell Lynx I'm Dagger Jr.

Alright

Insult Jake

Lmao

Jake banned Dagger Jr.?

when Jake is online?

yea

what is his problem

Yeah

Also, I can prove I'm Dagger Jr.

I don’t know tbh

Hello

and dagger banned donut and chexy

Like he literally isn’t even on anymore

Oh.

Jake came back and chose violence

Hello Virgo

It was a whole thing, you’ve missed a lot

but why?

Dagger Jr called him a coward

virgo

uwu

Well from my other computer

We could talk about it now since almost everyone’s on here

apparently he was upset

He is

over the site

proof

Damn I was about to go eat

What happened?

Based lol.

Rest in peace Dagger Jr.

are you Amy?

Okay then you eat

EM GO TO UWU

rn

No?

Hi virgo

I'm right here!

Dagger, if you’re still here, how long will you be on for?

Also, the account will be unbanned tomorrow.

Idk I’ll be on and off

Well Jake deleted all the comments from a post and banned Dagger Jr on said post, I got into an argument with a shit ton of people like usual, got to 1000 comments, then on the next post we randomly forgot about it and now we’re doing something else

What happened to Jake.

Yeah that's good

Like actually.

He rage quitted

He’s messed up now.

Okay cause I could make a mod post and we can talk about bans when wade gets back

My apologies

Same

👍

But why is Jake back on just to mess with people’s conversations? Don’t you still talk to him on uwu?

Not really

Then wtf is wrong with him.

I talked to him today

We’re not “best buddies” like we used to be

Was it a good conversation?

If they're God's chosen people, then why the fuck are they so ugly?

I did too, but it was a 2 chat convo

Lmao

Be respectful

Finally someone with humor

That is on one of the rules. Antisemitism will be banned

Fine. For now.

Yup

Thank you

Ok.

That's extremely retarded.

seems like everyone says "Based" alot

Why are only Jews the protected ones?

new slang?

Anything to keep peace. But we’ll try to figure out what to do

I'm getting old

Good luck, Wilk and SaH and Wade and Dagger.

Alrighty ima go eat now brb

Thanks!

Retarded Lil B word popularized by 4chins that we still use because we are too uncreative to make a new word.

Thank you Virgooo

Thanks ig

Bon appetit

Cya later

Excuse me,I have to eat my supper

okay, what is this bored panda?

.....Whats the point

It's supposed to mean "stick to your own ideals without caring what other people think" but now it just means "I agree with your opinion strongly."

We will discuss about that among Mods, i guess

Is it because of the dumbass antisemitism laws in Germany?

Hehe

Never buy Jewish Mac and cheese

I found bugs.

Nomnom furrys

good idea

>Jewish Mac and cheese You mean vomit.

ill feed them to the furries

I was broke my friend

Delish

I had no other choice

No, no, better yet, Jewish Mac and cheese

More like Mag and phlegm.

I have a jewish friend. He calls it kugel or whatever

Because it's maggots covered with phlegm.

13 peeople

Wooo such a smart insult

It's not an insult, it's true. I've seen it.

Woah where

They eat Casu Marzu or whatever the fuck it's called too.

Cool

virgo i think we need to talk.

Oh dear.

who this

BP is back. But we won't ban them anymore. They can talk all their retarded shit.

Ur mom hehe

hehehe

hehehehe

HEHEHHEE

It's not funny at all, amy. Damn, you still have that BP blood running through your digital veins.

Yeah

You probably also have BP cum running through your digital ass too, dick-riding whore.

someone's mad

is it cause i stole the rest of your sushi

Yeah. And that someone is you.

these girls like to giggle

let me try

WHAT?! Okay, now I am mad.

hehehehehe.

I SAVED YOU A CALI ROLL DW

I sound like a homo

I take it back

homo sapien

Whenever I read it I imagine some old methhead going "Huehuehueheue" in a raspy voice, not a cute girl giggling like you think it looks.

AQGQHQHQHQJQ

HEHEHE

RASPY VOICE

I hear 4 year old children giggling when I read t

HERE YOU GO

See, this letter vomit, as cringy as it looks, is more accurate to actual laughing.

maybe its just echoes from your basemnt

Hahahahahah good one.

what is the excitement of talking in capital letters

basically screaming

I don't know, it's something like the two minutes hate in 1984.

WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE TALKING IN ALL CAPS, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT JOIN IN.

did you like the cali roll i saved for you

screaming is funni

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF DOING SO?

I see it more like children whining. writing in capital letters is unnecessary

>10 members Big Panda is watching you.

ITS FUN

gaspity gasp gasp

I mean in discussions

Especially when Donut does it.

she makes it funny

and it makes everything a little less dry

during normal chatting, it's alright

t. Stockton Rush after smelling the Paki shit in the submarine back in June.

OH HEY

I have a great joke about that.

Donut is Latina?

big booty Latina?

what.

When someone writes in capital letters in a discussion, I often can't take it seriously.

Q: What was going through Stockton Rush's head in the Titan submarine?

JAKE LIKES IT

A: Ocean water.

SO YEAH

Btw HII MAAALLL

Intresting

The oceangate submarine.

SO IF I TALK LIKE THIS

well yes, but

WHATS THE POINT

IT"S MAGIC

LIKE MAL

MAGICAL MAL

DARLING CAREFUL WITH YOUR SPELLIN

YESSS MAGICAL ME

help

to much magic

"GLUB GLUB GLUB" -Stockton's last words, June 2023 Truly inspiring.

too*

moved me to tears.

Dagger Jr

Crazy, you all write 5 comments in one second or so

5 cps

wait

wait no

will you join me in your acquittances of being buddies?

YES

oh you weren't talking to me

Not you.

as you were

:(

Ok.

Oh dear it appears I made the female sad.

yes

you did

suck it up.

"YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS"

oh

bugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

s

cant sorry :(

"YOU VILL LIVE IN ZE POD!"

German people speaking?

"YOU VILL OWN NOZHING, AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY!"

Yid.

my name is shakepeare

but you can call me billy s

OH GREAT SHAKESPEARE

Mhm

willy wonka wonky

wonky willy wonka

idk why but that reminded me of stranger things

fhirpqtl/wrkt

erd;qe

my brqin feels fuxzy

haaaaaaaaa

Amy's true name is Amidhaar Sanjesh Ranjeet Jr.

?

lmao

My wife's vagina looks like a demogorgon.

I shall join you ladies

holy shit bro hacked me

in your capital letter talking

my real last name starts with a b

HELLO.

HELL

O

woah thats cool

Oh dear.

OHHHHH DEEEEEEER

solid

🦌

SORRY FOR SPEAKING IN THE CORRECT MANNER

🦌🦌

PRESPOUSTOROUS

DAGGER JR.

ATROCIOUS

🦌🦌🦌

YOU MUST JOIN US

VEHEMENT

DISGUSTING

nah your good lol

I WOULD NOT LIKE TO BE ALONE IN THE CHILDISH MANNER

ok bye guys ily <3

🦌🦌🦌🦌

Bye amy!

Oh great heavens

🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌

No I only scream at amy or if I am frustrated by retards not understanding a simple point I make.

amy/donut.

its an army of deer

scream at me harder

ROMEO OH ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

WELL GUESS WHAT

nvm guys im back

I AM DONUT

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

PLOT TWIST

PLOT TWIST

GAHAHIUADHU

(I KNEW IT ALL ALONG)

bootiful

DAGGER JR

IT WAS AMY

absolutely doodily doo

YES

SHE STOLE ALL OF YOUR SUSHI

FUCK

Goodbye

IT WAS ME

I HAD 2 BITES