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just ignore him scooter

he only keeps doing it cause you keep reacting

just don't say anything

you can't control what he says, but you can control what you say

I think I have to. I didn’t go yesterday and the rest of the week is break

Wilkinsonburritos

I think I have to. I didn’t go yesterday and the rest of the week is break

I didn't go yesterday and now im not going today

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

how do you yall not have thanksgiving break

I do tomorrow, that’s why I’m thinking about going to school

I have it too but like

Jake ツ

I didn't go yesterday and now im not going today

Your grades must love you lol

no they absolutely don't

I spend way too much time on this site lmao

yknow what, I'm gonna be off until Madi gets on, cause chances are when she gets on I'm not gonna want to do anything else besides talk to her lmao

Jake ツ

I spend way too much time on this site lmao

have you ever heard of grass, or also known as, Poaceae (/poʊˈeɪsiaɪ, -siːiː/) or Gramineae (/ɡrəˈmɪniaɪ/) is a large and nearly ubiquitous family of monocotyledonous flowering plants commonly known as grasses. It includes the cereal grasses, bamboos and the grasses of natural grassland and species cultivated in lawns and pasture. The latter are commonly referred to collectively as grass.

With around 780 genera and around 12,000 species,[4] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family, following the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae.[5]

The Poaceae are the most economically important plant family, providing staple foods from domesticated cereal crops such as maize, wheat, rice, barley, and millet as well as feed for meat-producing animals. They provide, through direct human consumption, just over one-half (51%) of all dietary energy; rice provides 20%,[6] wheat supplies 20%, maize (corn) 5.5%, and other grains 6%[citation needed]. Some members of the Poaceae are used as building materials (bamboo, thatch, and straw); others can provide a source of biofuel, primarily via the conversion of maize to ethanol.

Grasses have stems that are hollow except at the nodes and narrow alternate leaves borne in two ranks. The lower part of each leaf encloses the stem, forming a leaf-sheath. The leaf grows from the base of the blade, an adaptation allowing it to cope with frequent grazing.

Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant are estimated to constitute 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, excluding Greenland and Antarctica.[7] Grasses are also an important part of the vegetation in many other habitats, including wetlands, forests and tundra.

Though they are commonly called "grasses", groups such as the seagrasses, rushes and sedges fall outside this family. The rushes and sedges are related to the Poaceae, being members of the order Poales, but the seagrasses are members of order Alismatales. However, all of them belong to the monocot group of plants.

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

have you ever heard of grass, or also known as, Poaceae (/poʊˈeɪsiaɪ, -siːiː/) or Gramineae (/ɡrəˈmɪniaɪ/) is a large and nearly ubiquitous family of monocotyledonous flowering plants commonly known as grasses. It includes the cereal grasses, bamboos and the grasses of natural grassland and species cultivated in lawns and pasture. The latter are commonly referred to collectively as grass.

With around 780 genera and around 12,000 species,[4] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family, following the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae.[5]

The Poaceae are the most economically important plant family, providing staple foods from domesticated cereal crops such as maize, wheat, rice, barley, and millet as well as feed for meat-producing animals. They provide, through direct human consumption, just over one-half (51%) of all dietary energy; rice provides 20%,[6] wheat supplies 20%, maize (corn) 5.5%, and other grains 6%[citation needed]. Some members of the Poaceae are used as building materials (bamboo, thatch, and straw); others can provide a source of biofuel, primarily via the conversion of maize to ethanol.

Grasses have stems that are hollow except at the nodes and narrow alternate leaves borne in two ranks. The lower part of each leaf encloses the stem, forming a leaf-sheath. The leaf grows from the base of the blade, an adaptation allowing it to cope with frequent grazing.

Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant are estimated to constitute 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, excluding Greenland and Antarctica.[7] Grasses are also an important part of the vegetation in many other habitats, including wetlands, forests and tundra.

Though they are commonly called "grasses", groups such as the seagrasses, rushes and sedges fall outside this family. The rushes and sedges are related to the Poaceae, being members of the order Poales, but the seagrasses are members of order Alismatales. However, all of them belong to the monocot group of plants.

that's pretty funny actually

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

simp

she's my girlfriend, what do you expect?

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i only hv two ds

I have every single letter with my grades :(

with the amount of pictures you've posted of charlie with the massive dildo, I'd say you're a simp for him

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

the moment you run at me, your fatass would get tired

Nah

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

i dont, just reminding people he's the dildo god

So a follower

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Nah

Tbh DD would win in a fight easily

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

i come from a redneck and scottish family, ill pump mah shotgun and shoot yer ass

what clan bitch

tf do you mesn "tf do you mean what clan"

if you're a scot you should know what clan you hail from

I'm only like a third but I know my whole fucking lineage

I've literally been to the homestead in Scotland where my ancestors lived

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

that gotta be a stereotype, and besides, im only half scottish, i dont give a shit about my heritage

that's disgraceful and disrespectful

Your culture is rich and deeply rooted in history, yet you could not give to fucks about even the smallest of details?

And then the only thing you can think to respond with is "cool"

I thought you were good at this, but you're just another lame ass troll who can't actually do anything effective

Jake ツ

I thought you were good at this, but you're just another lame ass troll who can't actually do anything effective

just because I don't know my family heritage doesn't mean i'm a lame ass troll

I'm talking about your responses

by submitting and not fighting back?

every person I've seen who talks like that lets it get under their skin

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

well I'm not those people I can assure you

yeah cause that's believable

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

stop jumping onto conclusions

who said I was?

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

i'm not, but you on the other hand make full ass paragraphs about "cussing me out". You have to censor what you say, shows how much of a pussy you are

looks like somebody got offended

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

i'll only fight back if shit offends me

you did

Oh I'm very calm, don't worry. Just noting the flaws in your logic

why are your responses to me getting more and more retarded lmao

I'm not wasting my time on someone who doesn't know how to argue

Hope you can get better at this and actually make it enjoyable someday

10inchesdeepintoyourmother? that shit crazy

i havent seen wade in a long time. where he at?

i am literally listening to rock music hhahaha

Death Is Here To Take You Away

Anime Girl

i am literally listening to rock music hhahaha

what kind

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

exactly because you're the type of guy to have fumes coming out their head when they're angry

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