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ARE YOU THE LOTTERY? CAUSE IM DELUSIONAL AND THINK I CAN WIN YOU

KK

DO YOU LIKE SLEEPING? (yes) WELL WE SHOULD TRY IT TOGETHER SOMETIME THEN

K

YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN MY MIND I SHOULD CHARGE YOU RENT

OMG IMA MAKE HIM HAV A STROKE

LMAO

WHAT IF HE SAYS HE DSEONT LIKE SLEEPIN?

THEN SAY YOU'LL MAKE HIM LIKE IT

BETBETBET

IM HAPPY U AINT MAKING THIS DIRTY LMAO

LMAO

I LIKE SWEET INNOCENT PICK UP LINES

FRFR

HE SAID HE LIKES SLEEP HEHEH

I REALLY WANNA CDDLE, BUT IM MISSING U

HEHEHEHEH

Are you from Tennesee? Cus you're the only TEN I see

TAHTS SO OLD BUT OK

I THINK YOU OWE ME A DRINK CAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU I DROPPED MINE

I'D TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES BUT THEY DON'T ALLOW SNACKS

I'M NOT AN ORGAN DONOR, BUT I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU MY HEART

GIVE ME SOME TO MAKE HIM FAIL NNN

OOO OKAY LEMME THINK..

IM GETTING CLOSE

ARE YOU MY LAPTOP? CAUSE YOU'RE SO HOT YOU'RE BURNING MY LAP

YOUR BODY IS 75% WATER AND IM THIRSTY

IMA ASK HIM IF I CAN BE HIS COMPUTER

SO HE CAN TURN MWA ON

OOO YES

He said fuck yeah ababy

baby*

NO HE

SAID

CHECK MY POST THE POLL PLEASE

LMAO

PLEASE CHECK MY RECENT COMMUNITY POST PLEASEEE

I DID

SO DID I

LMAOO

IMA MAKE HIMM LOSE NNN

YESSS

HEHEHE

HE LUCKY TO HAV ME

100%

Y'KNOW WHAT'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT? ME-N-U

HEHEHE

YOU HAVE A GREAT SMILE, BUT IT'D BE EVEN BETTER IF THAT WAS ALL YOU WERE WEARING

OMG

IM TURNING HIM ON

YESSSS

BUT HES AT SKYS HOUSE

OOOOOP

LMAO

OH WELL

I WANT HIM TO GET HARD AT HIS FREINDS HOUSE

AHAHAHA

hahaha aww

if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you...

id only have one..

cause you never leave my mind

DAYUM

IMA DO THIS SHIT IN A PUBLIC CHAT

I WANNA TOTURE HIM

HAHAHAHA

GO THERE

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OKAY

BRO

AADEN DC TF

DAMN

YEAH

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