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Im going to explain how it feels to be strangled to death First, you feel the pressure in your throat your eyes water and you start to taste something very very sour in your mouth then it's like someone lights a match right in the middle of your chest and that fire grows it fills your lungs, mussels, and your throat and all the way behind your eyes and finally that fire turns to ice like pins and needles of ice are sticking into your fingers, feet, arms, you see stars than darkness and the last thing you feel is cold

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˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

I enjoy being choked

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˗ˏ π‘€π’Άπ“Ž ➴ ΛŠΛ—

I enjoy being choked

That's kinda random to bring up πŸ’€

The aMayzing spider-gwen

That's kinda random to bring up πŸ’€

not as random as you interrupting abt suicide and parents πŸ’€

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OH DAM....SHE GOT YO ASS THERE

nah cause I just know may thinks we forget abt that shit

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EXACTLY ION FORGET SHIT.........just when im talking to jake i forget proper humanly brain functionsπŸ’€

we all have our own type 😳

idk idk he just not my type… yk?

I been chill with her sm more chill than normal