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I ask them trick or treat and I always do the trick which is putting them in my basement

Same

I love scaring kids and pretending to be one so I can get free candy and then ration it out till march

I like walking past little little kids "accidently" tripping them and then just acting like it never happened

And just watching the despair on their faces as they have to pick up all their candy that fell on the ground

I like going to parties with my friends until like 3 in the morning

I like beating up kids until they turn into a bloody pulp and I bash their head with a mallet and feast upon their internal organs and dump them in a trashcan while I piss on their dead corpse that is starting to grow maggots.

Just kidding!

HOW TF DO YOU PRETEND TO BE A TODDLER YOU JUST GO "HI IM TIMMY TRICK OR TREAT"