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Oh, and if anyone says anything about the situation earlier, you get banned. Cool? Cool!

Ooo crow loves plants we need to get crow here

wait banned for good?

I'll start the discussion, I personally think Dionaea muscipula is a very interesting contender

jake

THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY

VENUS FLYTRAPS FTW

fr

great minds think alike

omg venus flytraps are sick!!

jake

Yess

Hey mads hru?

im doing really well! yesterday i went to the fair and it was amazing

omg and may guess what happened at the fair

Something involving Liam???

yesssss

he put his arm around me 3 times

Ooooooooooooo

and at some point we were watching a horse show under the bleachers and he put his arm behind me and leaned into me and then started playing with my hairr

oooohhhhh cute

You two are so cuteeee

jake

it was really cute and my friend was on my other side and she seemed so shocked. once we got home she texted me freaking out about it

aww that's adorable

JAKEEEEEEEEE

omggggg i still can't believe itttt though he's the best

on an unrelated note, I beat the shit out of a kid named liam once

daaaamn

JAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

he was harassing my friend so I took off my shoe and beat him with it

my liam isn't really named liam i j call him that online cause he wouldn't appreciate his name being online lmao

that's a very solid response tbh

its giving growing up in a hispanic household

fr

jake

Is his real name lime

jakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It's lemon

Jassy you know if I'm here I can see your message and respond to it right

it's actually lemon lime

*gasp*

how'd you guys guess

magic

Intuition

damn guys you must be geniuses

JAKEEEEEEEEEE

i never thought someone would figure out his name is lemon lime

respond to meeee plssss

He did lmao

I just did lmao

may are we the same person?

Ik I have 1000 iq

wow that's incredible

*jumps on jakes back*

Maybe. It seems you actually understand me a little haha

*body slams you into a tree*

Violence ✨💫

is always the answer

beats him with the wooden spoon and the belt and the hand and la chancla*

HELP WHY IS THE 💫 EMOJI RECOMMENDED AFTER I TYPE VIOLENCEHDMDBDJEBS

lmao

*jumps on jakes back again* pls dont hurt me i just want a piggy back ride

ooo i love violence!!!

Sameee

yessss

ok so far we have one plant

The best plant

fr

rose's

devils ivy

Jade plants are cool

omfg i love your pfp