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SO REMEBER MY PERIOD WAS LATE BUT IM A VIRGN?

AND I FEEL LIKE IM BENG STABBED 5000000000000 TIMES

ITS BETTER THAN BEING SAT ON WITHOUT UR BEST FRIEND

SHE'S ALREADY AT WORK SO I CAN'T TELL HER BUT IMMA GO LATE SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE IN GYM

SHE WAS LIKE "why do you guys have 4000000 million stairs"

"no ones home to watch my kids" CUZ I WAS AT SCHOOL MY PARENTS WERE WORKING AND MY BRO WAS AT SCHOOL TOO

SO INFRONT OFE EVRYONE I WAS YELLING AT HER AND THEN SHE BROUGHT UP THAT MY MOM DOESN'T COOK FOR HER

MY MOM WORKS EVEYRDAY SHE AIN'T HERE TO COOK FOR UR ASS

AND HE WAS THERE WHEN I WAS YELLING AT MY SISTER AND AFTER SHE LEFT

THIS FATASS ISNT ACTING LIKE WE HAVE SCHOOL AT LIKE 7:30?

HE WAS LIKE "whenever i talk shit about people your always defending them but when people talk shit about me you don't do anything"

AND I WAS ALREADY IN THE MOOD TO FIGHT SO I WAS SCREAMING AT HIM TOO

HES JEALOUS THAT YOU AND I SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER

LIKE I NEVER HEARD HIM SCREAM THAT LOUD I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT IM GONNA DIE

I WAS LIKE WHAT'S WRONG? AND SHE WAS LIKE "jhdshdhsjhfjhsf"

WHY IS EVERYONE HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN OVER AT UR HOUSE?

PROB CUZ SHE GAVE BIRHT TO MY SISTER AND NOW REGRETS IT

AND MY BROTHER COMES UP AND HE'S LIKE WHILE MY MOM WAS CRYING ""ma is the chocolate chip ice cream opened yet?" LIKE SHE'S CRYING

LIKE HE JUST STOOD THERE WHILE SHE WAS HAVE A WHOLE ASS BREAKDOWN

SHE WAS LIKE "ur so spoiled" LIKE BITCHHH ATLEATS I'M GRATEFUL MY MOM BOUGHT 6000000 DOLLARS WORTH OF GROCERIES TO FEED YOU AND UR LIL SHIT FAMILY CUZ UR HUSBAND JUST SITS ON HIS ASS ALL DAY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND U HAVE THE AUDACITY

OML U SHOULD HAVE JUST DISSED HER FATASS

THAT'S WHAT I DID, I WENT OFF I'M SO DONE WITH HER FATASS

AIGHT I JUST FOUND OUT MY MOMS LETTING ME GO LATE FOR SCHOOL

SO I NEEDED TO GET MY PASSPORT PHOTO DONE

SO I GOT I DONE AND WE NEEDED THE PHOTO

I TOLD HER I HAVE BANGS AND SHE SWOOPE THEM ALL TO THE MF SIDE

OH YEA WE PAID 51 MF DOLLARS FOR THAT SHIT

AND TO DEAL WITH A WOMAN THAT WOULDNT EVEN GIVE US THE PHOTO BC THEY ARE JUST THAT BAD

SO WE FInALY GOT THEM AND WE WERE GOING TO FINALLY APPLY RIGHT?

bC WE NEEDED SOMEONE FROM THE FAMILY TO SIGN IT

BUT DO YOU KNOw WHEN SOMEONES MA AND THEY WISPER YELL TO U?

AND SHE WAS LIKE "how tf do they need my pasport? and that girl at the desk was fat asf she looks like sharica

SHE SAID THAT THE GIRL LOOKED LIKE SHARICA

SO SHE HAD A MENTAL BrEAKDOWN AND SHIT AND THEN SHE SCHEDULED MY HAIR APPOINTEMENT

"hi welcome to lavish how may i help you?

AND MY GRANDMA WAS LIkE "i need a wash cut and style for the week after next week

AND I WAS LIKE? THIS FATASS IS GONG TO PAY 150 DOLLARS FOR A WASH CUT AND STYLE JUST BC OF MY CURLY HAIR?

AND THE GIRL WAS LIKE "is june twelve okay at 4?

AND MY MOM WAS LIKE "YOU FATASS SHE HAS HER SURGUrY IN HER MOUTH AT 530 THAT DAY"

AND MY GRAnDMA WAS LIKE "it wouldn hurt oml"

BuT THEMi REMEBERED THAT I HAVE CuRLY HAIR ALL OF A SUDDEN

AND THEY TAKE 10X LOnGER STYLING CURLY HAIR

MY REGULAR ONE IS JEN AND NOW IM GOING WITH THIS GIRL NAMED CHANNEL

AND I ALREADY TRUST HER BC HER NAME IS CHANNEL

AND THEN IM ALSO GETTING MY NAILS DONE THAT WEEK TO I tHINK

HE GAVE ME 200 BUCKS CUZ HE DIDN'T GIVE ME MONEY ON EID

AT LEAST SAVE 50 FOR WONDERLAND BITCHHH

AND MY HAIR IS NATURALLY BROWN SO IT WOULD LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS