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BECAUSE MY MOMS ASS WANTS ME TO STAY HOME BC SHES WANT TO JUST MAKE SURE THAT IM REALLY OK

OKOK so there I was at the starting of lunch, i went back cuz the library was closed and i went to the washroom to hide myself from all the fat asses, but then there was Alex and Bella and the whole goddam group was there so i was like fuck it i’m out not about to start beefing. So i’m just walking the halls cuz half of the teachers are gone anyways and i’m going to my locker and like i’m just tryna put back my chromebook and fetch a pen to write shit on the walls and vandalise the school. When all of a fucking sudden i hear this loud ass noise that was like ‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE’ for a sec i thought oh shit it’s hoogsteen but then i turned around to a even bigger jumpscare it was ADRIAN. I’m being so fr i jumped like i was scared. I was like tf does this fat bitch want from me? What does he want? big macs? i don’t got any. THEN he wobbles his fat ass towards his locker and he’s like “I have raspberry candy canes form Christmas you want some? you can only get some if you have big macs” LIKE TF THERE’S NO WAY THIS DUMB BITCH JUST ASKED ME IF I WANTED MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF CANDY CANE WHILE I’M FUCKING FASTING THERE’S NO WAY. Anyways i was like ‘bro i’m fasting wtf Ronald mcdonald shit r u on?’ and his fat ass was like ‘ohhhhh your doing that Muslim thing right?’ HUUUUUUUUUH MUSLIM THING?? YEAH I’M DOING THAT MUSLIM THING, I WISH YOU DID TOO MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED EATING FOR ATLEAST A COUPLE HOURS YOU’D LOSE SOME GODDAMN WEIGHT FFS. THEN madame hoogsteen is walking down the halls, no joke she was talking to one of the teachers and she just spawned like out of mf no where, she was like “HMMMMMMMMMMMMM RECESS STARTED 4 MINUTES AGO AND YUR STILL INSIDE HMMMMMM 4 MINUTES IS ENOUGH TIME FOR YOU TO GET ME MCDONALDS AND 5000 BIG MACS SO WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE HMMMM?” I swear i thought it was over for me like i thought omg two fatasses in one hall way? i’m not getting out of this alive. SO i just told her I had a bloody nose and SHE WALKS TOWARDS ME STANDS RIGHT INFRONT OF MY FACE AND SHE WAS LIKE “HMMM YEAH I DON’T THINK YOU DO” LIKE BITCH UHHH I THINK I’D KNOW IF MY NOSE WAS PHYSICALLY FUCKING BLEEDING. AND THEN SHE TURNS TO ADRIAN AND SHE’S LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE” like NAH what are both of you doing here shouldn’t you guys be idk eating big macs at mcdonalds? ANYWAYS THEN she made me GO OUTSIDE or she would CALL MY MOM AND GET MY ASS WHOPPED and while i was outside GUESS JUST MF GUESS WHO HAD TO BE THERE it was GABBY THE FURRY. And she was like talking to me like i just poped out of my moms womb she was acting like i had no idea what was going on. I was watching the nun playing basketball but all i could hear was her fat ass being like “you see that? that’s called a basketball ” LIKE BITCH I DON’T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT A BASKETBALL IS THE FUCK. OH and then she was like “yesterday I was singing to a song that had *looks around* Swear words in it 😈” TFFFF LIKE OKAY?? TF DO YOU WANT?? DOG FOOD? A CAN OF RAW MEAT TO GO WITH UR FURRY LOOKING ASS?? OMG AND AT LUNCH LAURENS FAT ASS WAS BOTHERING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME, she was like “omg i smell a chocolate orange” and Bella was like “no LAUREN YOU FAT FUCKING COW it’s an actual orange” LIKE LAUREN JUST ALWAYS SMELLING SOME RANDOM ASS SHIT FR. AND ALEXIA WAS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD like yk the weird looks she gives? YEAH THOSE i just kept starring at her until she stopped WHICH SHE DIDN’T, and she was like “I have the key“ like what satanic shit is she trying to pull this time? what key? the key to her stomach ratio? The key to the 50000 million gazzilion trillion billion fukcing big macs she eats? bouta slap that bitch she thinks she’s all that cuz she can drive a fucking plane as if SHE CAN EVEN FIT IN THE PLANE she probably can’t even fly it that high cuz her fat ass is weighing it down all the time fuck. AND BRO MUSABS EMO ASS IS GETTING EMO-ER BY THE DAY LIKE HE NEEDS TO ACTUALLY BE HUMBLED FFS.

OHHH WAIT bro yk how my brother in law got ran over by a car again? well yesterday we went to the hospital to yk, see if he’s dead yet. And the doctor just came in and she was like “YAH so he has gastroesophageal reflux disease, cancer, irritable bowel syndrome, lactose intolerance ,hiatal hernia, Chickenpox, Common cold, Diphtheria, Giardiasis, HV, AIDS, infectious mononucleosis, influenza, cancer, and fucking OBESITY he’ll probably die in *checks watch* about 4 hours.” i kid you not BRO MY MOM JUST LOOKED HER DEAD AND WAS LIKE “ wow that’s a lot of issues when i was a kid we just died” and started GIGGLING I WAS LIKE TF IS GOING ON SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT AND MY DAD STARTED LAUGHING TOO LIKE ??? WHY DOES MY FAMILY HAVE NO SOCIAL FILTER

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SHES SO FUCKING FAT SHE GOES BACK IN HISTORY

then they had me (the disappointment of the family)

then they met my long lost sister (fatass)

we all a little too italian for my mom tho

BITCH MY ITALIAN SIDE TELLS ME I TOO WHITE BC IM A NATURAL BRUNETTE

THEY ARE ACTING LIKE MY DAD NEVER HAD NATURAL BLONDE HAIR

actually if i was ntatanya i'd feel the same, Sharica always be letting ppl down with her weight

i think i have a class photo of her in grade one but it was so bad LKE SHE WAS SO OBESE

they are prolly eating bigmacs as we speak

luksana sctually thinks she's so smart bro like i heard her talking to Liana and she was like 'yeah when i grow up i want to go to harvard'

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stop calling ppl names

like you tell matt on them why call them names them so yea

so thats my nickname

nah i called up matt bc a white bitch said smth me and terrorist would get baned for

fuck ur like a 5 year old child anoying the shit out of me

bc i didnt do anythin wrong

plus theres no proof it this guy named ashton tf

well we asked ur ass to leave and ur not leaving so if you want to get into details lets go

im not leaveing to bad

u cant make me either

ill leave when i want to

your name is ligit THE PIZZA 4.0 like get treal

im dont with my home work

and i go out side all the time

do you go to a special needs school? like maybe for autistics?

im in math now bye

frfr and English class the grammar isn't gonna get you very far

we got music after this idk what were doing but i'll message you if i can

Comment deleted by ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

terrorist is in music rn so she wont be able to talk

what do u wanna talk about

STFU NO ONE WAS TALKING TO U

when did i ask u to talk

i need to talk to you

just leave pizza 4.0 and me were talking

no i was talking to im with stupid not you gta god

Theres someone else on my acc

when i said that he did a horrible job at making fun of pp,

ashman i will beat ur ass with my whole ass desk if u dont stfu

cwdewdewEdWeDweDWD

the pizza ill kick ur ass

I have proof ash man is ashton

i was just trying to talk to gta god and u spawn in out of no where

ashman recommends asthon pakres

Make this easy and LEAVE THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

ur existence makes me want to shoot myself

may you please leave before i make terrorist bomb ur ugly ass house

if ethan is im with stupid than get tf out of here

we should fr start getting to know eachother tho

I know he comes in lie thoughs horny scammers from yesterday.

I found ethans best freind

if ethan is ur friend and u live in the us then she dont know who ethan is

then who did he have a zoom meeting with ehr

thats what ethan said and stop the lie

than how do you know what she looks like and honestly pizza i dont know

can this just end this is getting boring

yk what lets just say our names to make everything fine

what school did you go to in elementary

Comment deleted by ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

ill be in high next year

middle school how about u the pizza

im with stupid that sucks

but i know alot of 8th graders

i just finished my math hw and its 4 am

im with stupido i go to privete school ya

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its fucking april and we have a giant snowstorm rn

i want a snow storm

there is no snow here

its the best thing in the world

bye i'll be back on buy 10:30 pizza u still wanna talk at that time