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Pizza 4.0 sei una puttana così grassa ti odio così tanto, devo scriverlo in italiano perché è l'unico modo per farmi ascoltare dal tuo idiota. BOMBARDERÒ LA TUA CASA E UCCIDERÒ IL TUO GATTO <3

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im not coming to school today cause i caught your dumbass cold! <3333

i hope you have fun in mrs bigmacs class! 😘😘😘

Comment deleted by THE TERRORIST 4.0

we had a science test today lucky ur fat ass prob wouldn't pass it anyways<33

Comment deleted by THE TERRORIST 4.0

everyday i wake up and think 'ugh i have to see that dumb bitch again'

have fun with your fav arist with no new songs 😘😘😘

POWDER Lyrics [Intro] Powder, pow-pow-powder Powder, pow-pow-powder

[Verse 1] Don't wanna know where you're going when you aren't alone You'd rather stay the night, too much to believe Blood falling out from your nose and I'm wonderin', "How?" You glamorize your pain, wear it on display

[Pre-Chorus] And I know it's a cry for help, boy, help yourself I opened a million doors, you never go It's past point of no return, when will we learn? Alert me when this shit is over [Chorus] Lying loud (Through it all) Cut your face (From the fall) When you're hurt (Who'd you call?) I can't answer now Confidence (From up high) One way street (To thе stars) Clean it up (Watch you die) It's yours to decidе

[Post-Chorus] Powder, pow-pow-powder Powder, pow-pow-powder

[Verse 2] Show me a picture you paint of someone else Lived a double life, wish I was surprised Eyes rollin' back to your head, and I'm wonderin', "How?" I recognize our faith, put it all to waste

[Pre-Chorus] And I know it's a cry for help, boy, help yourself I opened a million doors, you never go It's past point of no return, when will we learn? Alert me when this shit is over

[Chorus] Lying loud (Through it all) Cut your face (From the fall) When you're hurt (Who'd you call?) I can't answer now Confidence (From up high) One way street (To the stars) Clean it up (Watch you die) It's yours to decide

[Post-Chorus] Powder, pow-pow-powder Powder, pow-pow-powder Powder, pow-pow-powder Powder, pow-pow-powder

[Pre-Chorus] And I know it's a cry for help, boy, help yourself I opened a million doors, you never go It's past point of no return, when will we learn? Alert me when this shit is over

[Chorus] Lying loud (Through it all) Cut your face (From the fall) When you're hurt (Who'd you call?) I can't answer now Confidence (From up high) One way street (To the stars) Clean it up (Watch you die) It's yours to decide [Post-Chorus] Powder, pow-pow-powder Powder, pow-pow-powder Powder, pow-pow-powder Powder, pow-pow-powder

PLUTO Lyrics [Verse 1] I'm hauling an outdated shell Help me let go The walls around me are so close Cavin' in, oh no Some of the friends that I thought were forever And now wanna sever the ties The seats have been spotted, I'm no longer doubtin' I think that it's finally time

[Chorus] Pluto, destroy me Kill me off slowly I'll bathe in my ashes Rise like a phoenix Show me who I am becoming Pluto, transform me Turn off my lonely I'll sit with my silence Fix all my conflict Show me the dеmons I'm hiding [Verse 2] I'm turnin' to expired routes Hеlp me move on There's nothing in this tired town For me no more What once was a home is a hell I can't manage So send me out, I'm packin' it up Everything's blurry, I don't wanna worry The pain from this growing is rough, oh

[Chorus] Pluto, destroy me Kill me off slowly I'll bathe in my ashes Rise like a phoenix Show me who I am becoming Pluto, transform me Turn off my lonely I'll sit with my silence Fix all my conflict Show me the demons I'm hiding

[Outro] (Show me the demons I'm hiding) (Show me the demons I'm hiding) Show me the demons I'm hiding (Pluto, destroy me) Show me the demons I'm hiding

MILK OF THE SIREN Lyrics [Chorus] Drink from the leche of sirens Summon the sailors in town Strangle the fear of decidin' Which one's deservin' to drown

[Post-Chorus] (Drown, drown) (Drown, drown)

[Verse 1] Engraved in our memory, the harm that was done Our mothers, the witches they banished and burned All of our sisters were killed and abused By sword-swingin' men who would always accuse [Pre-Chorus] The worst of a woman who fights for our right To be where we belong at the front of the line Tired of silence and bein' politе Your legs turn to shimmerin' scales in thе night

[Chorus] Drink from the leche of sirens Summon the sailors in town Strangle the fear of decidin' Which ones deservin' to drown Don't feel bad when these fuckers all drown

[Post-Chorus] Let them drown (Drown) Let them drown (Drown) Let them drown (Drown, drown)

[Verse 2] Tenderness worn on the skin like a dress Nurture these men, pull them out of their mess They steal the resources, destroy all the land Belittle the power of the feminine hand

[Pre-Chorus] The milk from the rivers of every moon Cradle you tight like you're back in the womb Bury their souls in a cove by the light Celestial dip, all that ego and pride

[Chorus] Drink from the leche of sirens Summon the sailors in town Strangle the fear of decidin' Which ones deservin' to drown

[Post-Chorus] Let them drown (Drown) Let them drown (Drown) Let them drown (Drown, drown)

[Outro] Nothing wrong with a little havoc It's fun when shit hits the fan So guillotine their heads by shoutin' "Cut 'em off, leave waters red" Nothing wrong with a little havoc It's fun when shit hits the fan So guillotine their heads by shoutin' "Cut 'em off, leave waters red" Nothing wrong with a little havoc It's fun when shit hits the fan (Drink from the leche of sirens) So guillotine their heads by shoutin' "Cut 'em off, leave waters red" (Summon the sailors in town) Nothing wrong with a little havoc It's fun when shit hits the fan (Strangle the fear of deciding) So guillotine their heads by shoutin' "Cut 'em off, leave waters red" (Which ones deserving to drown) (Don't feel bad when these fuckers all drown)

i keep hearing the same shit like change it up for once ffs

also can you stop being gay for once in your life like ur dad was not lying fr

MELANE IS COMING AND MY MOM IS GOING TO GET ME FRONT ROW TICKETS

sore throat but it better now bc im going to see melanie

I'm gonna bomb your house just like I bombed THE TWIN TOWEEERS

look its what ur body proportions look like!

ur fatass doesnt even know what we are talking about

i actually own this one though

i think abigal has been on google recently

AND ALSO IM A CRISTIAN AND I DONT EVEN OWN A BIBLE

NAH WHY IS BRO GIVING US HIS WHOLE ASS BIOGRAPHY NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

AINT NO WAY IM LEAVING MY BEAUTIFUL LAST NAME BEHND

NAHH I WILL ALWAYS CHERISH THE MILLIONS OF TIMES I GOT IT WRONG

Comment deleted by Dill Regis

stfu you want a man to go up and down ur asshole

instead of running ur mouth go run some laps

cause no man would want a fatass as their bf

you can't talk your prents left yout

yk what urs are prolly still around. they r letting ur 41 year old ass stay in their basment while you look at little girls with mini skirts of you pedo

thought you were bc no one would want to date you or even have sex with you with that face

or is ur autistic ass trying to find the photo editor

also you need to shave ur hair on ur stomach

WAIT OMG ARE YOU THE GUY WHO GOT MAD AT PPL FOR MAKING FUN OF DONALD TRUMP

"stop making fun or donald trumps weight or masculinity"

you went to the bathroom to check out ur 1 inch dick?

https://teen-crew.mn.co/share/54gaBcShWLr_Nifz?utm_source=manual

it didnt grow much honey lemme just tell u that

ME TOO BUT WE HAVE TO FIGHT WITH THIS TRANS BITCH

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Comment deleted by Dill Regis

it was my fucking fat ass brother

thats funny bc when i started getting u mad you started saying that shit

dont even try to defend urself you know damn well what u did