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BITCH SO BEFORE MY NONNA CAME TO PICK ME UP I WAS TLKING TO THAT ONE 6TH GRADER

AND SHE ASKED ME IF I COULD GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TALK TO HER AND I SAID YEA

we will never know

we will never know

SO WE WENT AND THEN THE PRICIPAL WAS OUTSIDE OF THE BATHROOM AND SHE WENT OUT FIRST AND GOT IN BIG TROUBLE AND THEN SHE ASKED HER IF I WAS IN THERE AND SHE SAID NO

SO I WAITED LIKE 5 MIN AND THEN I CAME OUT AND HER FAT ASS WAS THERE

AND SHE StARTED SCREAMING AT ME AND THERE WAS A GRADE 5 CLASS WALKING BY AND THEY WERE LIKE "that skinny bitch is going to get sat on and die"

AND MY GRANDMA WAS OUTSIDE THE OFFICE TO PICK ME UP AND THE LEADER WAS YELLING AT ME AND SHIT AND MY GRANDMA WAS LIKE "wtf is going on, what did you do now you skinny bitch"

SHE FUCKING TOLD ME THAT I WASNT GOING HOME

SO THEN SHE TOLD ME TO sIT IN THE OFFICE AND SHE WAS TALKING SHIT ABT ME TO MY GRANDMA

MY GRANDMA TURNED AROUND AND SHE SAID "GO SAY SORRY TO THE PRICIPAL" AND OBVI I DID IT BC SHE WOULD PROlLY BEAT ME WITH PIZZAS

FAT BISH WITH THAT DUMPTRUCK

SHE GAVE ME A WHOLE SPEECH ON WHY I SHOULD HAVE WENT TO THE GRADE 8 BATROOM BC IM A GRADE 8 AND I WAS LIKE "i was going to piss my pants mam im not going all the way upstairs to piss"

WHY SI THIS BITCH ALWAYS SO EMOTIONAL FR LIKE DID MCDONALDS CLSOE DOWN?

AND SHE WENT ON ABOUT THE THING WE DID AND HOW I BETRAYED HER TRUST AGAIN

BRO HELP THIS MRS BIG MAC IS MAKING US DO FRACTIONS OR SUM

"okay guys how many portins of big macs are enough for my fat ass?"

bitch im about to curl your back into another dimension

"guys if i eat 50899999999999999999999999999999999 big macs each day what's my weight?"

the answer is 894444444377777777777777770222894444444377777777777777770222894444444377777777777777770222894444444377777777777777770222894444444377777777777777770222894444444377777777777777770222894444444377777777777777770222894444444377777777777777770222894444444377777777777777770222

WE ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT OUR MATH TEACHER

now she's like "i was a nurse once and i used to kill people with my fat ass"

ليقغتلغوًًًًًًًًًًًًتلت

i fucking hate that fatass so much like i dont care

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OMGGG ADRIAN IS CRYING BOUT HIS CHROME BOOK BEING DEAD AGAIN

FUCK HE CANT WATCH HIS FORTNITE HES GOING TO DIE

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OBVI THERES SOMETHING SUSPISIOUS DUMB BITCH

i wish you all the best and much Luck in your lifes 🍀

I wish you all the worst and much distraught and stress in your life

You really wish that a real person in real life?

Be out of focus, forget this internet anonymity bullshit

You know, behind every account is a person, that might have feelings?

Do you giggle your mind of and think, that talking like that is funny?

Yea, but slowly its getting boring

hello im new call yall follow me

9/11 Jokes might be something, but whats behind that is bad

But i think i know you have that in mind

ALSO THE LEADER WANTS TO TALK TO ME IN THE MORNIG FOR IDK HOW LONG SO IM GOING TO BE LATE TO CLAS TMMR MORNING

AND HE JUST RAMDOMLY TOLD EVERYONE THAT HAS A FUCKING LIVER PROBLEM AND THAT HIS DOCTOR TOLD HIM LOSING WEIGHT WOULD HELP

HOW TF DOES THE LEADER NOT HAVE A FUCKING LIVER PROBLEM

maybe don't type in all caps

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bros off his pills

do even get me started today has been fucking wild

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bro enititydid like nothing

YOU DIDNT SEE THE SHIT THAT RETARD POSTED?

yes, i did see what you posted.

you are the only retard here pizza.

a bit close to anime with extar steps

Can you please see, that behind every Account is a person that might have feelings

pizza you have been on since like, 8:00?

bro is done talking to his alt

and is starting to get mad

Halt die Klappe, lutsche meinen Schwanz

ngl, i think pizza/terrorist is schizophrenic

they keep talking to them self

like bro, whens the last time you went outside?

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go play football

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also im not* a furry

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sooooooooooooo, enitity you are a mod right?

just woundering

im trying to find out who is all mods

Dagger, matt, and blade

dagger and blade are the same

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why is your username my name?

Someone called Hailey and Caitlyn i think

i've never done anything bad, just wondering

hold on let me cange my pfp

i don't think hailey is

Hailey, Caitlyn and Dagger had beef and Hailey and Cait deleted comments, i tried to solve their conflict

Eventually they got along and later on i got Mod and way later on Dagger got it too

*oh ehm no, i got Mod before they got along

but i dont like to let everyone know that i am

yall like this pfp or the other one

oh and i don't have Mod on the German site

i like the emo one better