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i came out as bi to my parents and my dad is pissed but my mom is very excepting so but other than that pretty good

tell your dad I said Fuck Off :)

bro valentines day is coming up and everyone was talking about it in my class, and MY CRUSH AND HIS FRIEND KEPT TALKING ABOUT ME AND LOOKING AT ME, AND HIS FRIEND KEPT TELLING HIM "TELL HER" or "ASK HER OUT" and i was like

bc im so flustered

i am happy but like AAAAAAAAAAAA

i just got asked out by my crush and i'm going to the valentines day dance with him so i'm so excited

im just s c a r e d

girl if he asks u tomorrow tell me ok?

lol if hes here

i watched the new puss and boots movie on saturday and it was so good

lol i havent yet

bro omg watch it and you'll be laughig for days

bro i was so close to giving mekhi a note omfg

fear was instilled upon me

just give it to him like go up to him give him the note and then walk away

but IM THE qUiEt KId

NObDoY lIkEs mE

AND HES POPLUAR ISH

ILL DOIT TMRWW

OK IlL TRY TO DO IT AFTER SCHOOL TODAY

IM NOT DOING IT RN

HIS FRIENDS ARE MEAN

HIS FRIENDS ARE MEAAAAAAAAN JOCKS

Do YoU uNDeRsTaND WHAT IM TELLIN U

ADDIE DO IT NEOW OR I"MA FIND WERE U LIVE AND MAKE U DO IT AND DON"T TEST e

so my friends are mean cheerleaders and jayden still came up to me and asked me so just do it calm down and go up to him

ima do it after school

HES UPSTAIRS LOL

WHEN U SEE HIM AND READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY WHEN U SEE HIM GO UP TO HIM FRIENDS OR NOT AND GIVE HIM THE NOTE DO U UNDERSTAND?

girl so was Jayden and he even told me but he worked up the courage and did it so u can to

whats bad is it has my email on iiiiiiit

girl im so fucking scared like i cant- i cant comprehend my fear

ILL DO IT AFTER THIS PERIOD

ILL GO UPSTAIRS RLLY FAST

NO IM NOT SKIPPING CLASS

I DONT HAVE HISCLASS RN

OMG I PUT IT 4 TIMES

nah ikk ur here its just ;-;

bro i have 69 followers

why, how random smh

bc i was gonna make a meme about cancers

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC

HAHAHA

bc my grandpa was an aquaris and he passed

please dont question my username btw... it's a reference from a show i watch :)

also im doing it after school you cant tell m eno

im in last period anyways

no hes on the bus next to mine

the only reason i was asking like have u been to his house before to hang out?

no i dont talk to him

hold up my friend is gunna read all of this

i have been to jaydens house plenty of times

thats why ur gay

YEAH THATS MY IRL FRIEND

THEY RIGHT NEXT TO ME

they know about mekhi

hi again

period but fr ima tell him after school

ór have my friend do it

which is his extra large ever so lovely

they did tht all themselves

u got no proof

i do i slammed my chest into it anf y\

makin mah toes curl, not in the good way

i quted future u

u cant be talkin yo ass have a shrekpfpf

bitches and asses

fair is foul and foul is fair

lol thats leroleie

oops didntspell it right

but i got the note

and i will give it to him after school

i got the note to give to mekhi

i will and ill tell ou how he reacts

im so scared omfg

but i wont respond for a few mins

cos my turn in theatre is up

my friend is gunna talk to u

at leats they better

lol no its not

addie when u get home make a zoom so we can talk

i might not be able to but ill try

toxic household ya know

no its not girl i'm dieing rn with laughet

his channel is ice cream sandwich he makes really funny videos

LOL LORELIE WHAQR

i can zoom rn maybe

guess what, im actually a man :OOO MICROSOFT WINDOW XD NOKIA 73 THAT DOESNT LIKE MEN AND MEASURES UR FATHER TOENAILS

sorry that was addiee im sitting right next to them

lol im so sorry that was all addiee

lol im so sorry plz belive me its true

https://us05web.zoom.us/j/85013923850?pwd=M1EwOW9ONDNhbk1jUm5haGYzTWh5dz09

LORELIE JOIN ZOOM

i wull take ur kids

sure dude didnt like em any way

https://us05web.zoom.us/j/85013923850?pwd=M1EwOW9ONDNhbk1jUm5haGYzTWh5dz09

bro kay did u read this whole covo its crazy as shit gurl

have any of you seen "heathers the musical" ?

do you like it, im blasting candy store right now

the one where its like shut up heather sorry heather i don't know the exact name but

oh thats "big fun" its really good

ur gnna help me wih my llines

lol santi just said his lines with that goofy ass voice from tik tok

jhjhejwewhejhjwh

u still at school??

ye im doing the after school play

u good to zoom

maybe but ill have to leave when we start rehersing

i gtg now bye love u besties RAWR

luve u too bestie

did i spell it right

or is it loralei

your a lie lol

https://us05web.zoom.us/j/86046688248?pwd=SWhGdHVpc3pOb0hRRmlSTjIzM2VEUT09

sorry someone was showing me somethign

guys it kick me out of the meeting :(

were gunna have singing compition

addiee said theyll start anpother

no i was talking to addie but u can join right kay?

I'm Rhianna a famous singer

https://us05web.zoom.us/j/89830509316?pwd=TnJsSnVLeXhreFNueFhUVXdGWEFRdz09

because people say i look like her ;-;

should we fr have a singi gng comp

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/LDUTRMGnnf11TJdd?utm_source=manual

can i have a nick name or real name

u can have whatever name

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/feed

IT WON'T LET ME UNMUTE MYSELF

whats happing every one else is muted?

sorry guys cant zoom paarents home