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This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bathe in water! You smell.. All you do is read paper... I am your wife! *Mad* Not this newspaper!"

Husband: "Honey... Don't say that ! You're my life.."

Wife: "Aww... Thanks!"

Husband: "And I wish this life ends.."

Wife: "You monkey! *Mad again*"

Child: "Hey mom dad.. Can I get $30 for a game?"

Wife:" Of cousre you can! Let's sell your dad's kidney *Evil smile* And buy you a game!"

Child: *Thinks in head - "Oh crap.. This is gonna turn into a lecture.... I need to run away!*

Child: *Out of head* "It's okay... I don't want the game anymore.. Bye... *Concerned*

Wife: "Wait!! Look at your dad... He's a jobless monkey, a complete joke in the society! You wanna be like him? *Hoping he says no* "

Child: "Yeah, he's cool"

Wife: *Whips out spacherlar*

Child: *Scared* "I mean.. No... Very bad behaviour dad! Mum is right.. You should get a job.."

Wife: *Puts away spacherlar* "People think Leo was the biggest mistake of my life.."

Child: "EXCUSE ME?"

Wife: "But it was actually marrying you.. "

Husband: "Okay fine.. I will start earning money!"

Wife: "How?"

Husband: "A YouTube channel... Even our failure son could do it!"

Child: "I may be a failure.. But I can turn memes into videos!"

Wife: "Go find a real job!"

Husband: "Yeah but... Working outside is scary~"

Wife: *Gets mad, whips out spacherlar again*

Husband: "Haha just joking... You're more scary.."

Moral of the story, Nothing is scarier than his wife!

(This took forever to type! Hope you enjoy!