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I've got no balance in this life I can't let go of what I like Somebody told me in a dream That I look weaker when I cry My mother used to tell me things I know I wasn't supposed to know What's that got to do with me? How the fuck do I let go? Pitfalls from God without a rope Colored chalk around my throat How the fuck do I let go? She says, "Don't ya love me?" (And if not, then why?) She reminds me of mom (okay, alr… Read more

I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.

someone is give me fake followers right now 😭 can someone pls remove them i do not know who is making them go up so fast. and i heard that if you fake follower you get ban so matt i am innocent

Opal's last words here as many of you know already, i am one of the main reasons that this site has gone to hell. my constant alt accounts, my retarded decisions, and other factors have weaked, and made our community worse. first off, im sorry for doing that and i hope that stuff like that never happens again. i was leo, ingen, catlettuce, and so many more people, and dont worry, i have my reaons for all of it. i cre… Read more

-Make a dark humor website -Add a feature that gives warning on explicit jokes. r/Downsyndrome

Hey @matt, so I was thinking, can we gove anons a limited number of post and comments? (Per device) Like it would help alot with all these Fakes and anons, but at the same time, it would make normal people get an account, and if they have an account, then there's probably a higher chance of them returning, no? And that would bring more people in, and start a small incline in users here, right?

Like hey I'm just saying I'm normally retarded but shit sounds good.

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

These fucking anons have got to stop. Eloise isn’t real, whoever that is you’re a fucking weirdo bitch. Also whoever is that anon that talks about Amy and Madi and makes excess posts just hop off everyone’s dick and leave it’s so tiring 😭😭😭 istfg i wanna kms every time i see your dumbass posts.

Hear ye, hear ye. You guys need to know some stuff about some of your friends on here!! YIKES. Make sure you know people.

Hi. I'm Eloise. Jake and I have been together for 3 years and I am so tired of hearing about all of you hoes from people in my school. Amy and Madi, whoever you guys are, you're so lame. Someone posted your pics on ista....you guys are ugly lol nothing on me. Jake told me not to say anything but honestly this is stupid. If he wants to break up with me over this, I dont care. I'm too pretty to care. My hair isn't frizzy and I'm not fat. I also dont' need extra make up like madi or super tight clothes like amy. Yikes.

Jo Ethan, how do u make those edits? I also wanna edit things...Like movies and stuff. How do ppl edit something

I think it’s time an important chapter of my life came to an end, worst jokes ever. I have enjoyed my time on here. I learned some new words on here, and I am no longer a silly delulu guy. I have matured because of this site, surprisingly. I take things seriously, and i enjoy life more. Well when I’m on here, not IRL. This site has not made my mental health any better. Acutally, it made it worse. From january until n… Read more

Ethan if you make Kayla and Eli mod I’m gonna leave the site. You’re so fucking bad at making desicions.