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i was playing baseball with an orphan,he hit a homer, i said run home. we lost :)
ROUND 2: what has 88 keys but can't unlock a single door? (If this is too easy I apologise)
Can you find the password hidden in this poem? Only the first five to answer correctly will go through to my next challenge (officially) others can still participate but not count in the final draw to find who's the riddler amongst us...
Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving cant relate
Not a riddle yet but just a word of caution: user name Adapt is sending hateful and derogatory comments. I don't know how to report it, so I thought I'd warn everyone 👑
ok here's the riddle i speak without a mouth, i hear without ears, i have no body but i come alive in wind what am i? plz post your guesses more riddles soon!
if i weigh 99lbs and i eat a lbs of nachos, am i 1% nacho?
He is so HOT! Seriously look at the guy, those abs and that face damn, I just FUCK him...so hot!
Every time I light my lighter the lighter my lighter gets before it is too light to light
i have to pee
I have to go to language arts and learn about ethos, pathos, & logos.
98% of Harvard students fail this riddle. I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry, I mean guys gotta pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities. I make pancakes brown and your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me I'll pop, if you look at me you'll pop. Can you answer the riddle? Find the answer here on Monday around 10:50
who am I again?
hey i anybody on????
How do I bounce on my boyfriend’s dick like an absolute champ? I find it tiring, hard on the knees, I’m insecure about my belly and I worry about bending his dick. Male and female advice welcome!!
Hey guys a made a cool video it would realy and i mean REALLy make my day if you just watch it (:::::::: thx I <#3 you all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I want to punch the drooling emoji
Hey guys I need help. I'm a new parent and my newborn isn't breathing anymore, I was giving him a bath roughly 3-4 hours ago and left him to do his own thing came back and wasn't breathing anymore what do I do? Please don't sat put him in the micowave because I just tried it for 5-6 minutes with no affect. Please help!
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
My girlfriend 'noots' when she orgasms... what do I do?
*trump brushing his teeth as the man behind the slaughter slowly builds up trump now at the us capitol "I was somehthing or soething seeking for revenge something key fo o left th Is it me that im seeking or seeking for someone to evenew me soomethinggg its been so long Ive bin lost in something cuz the man behide the slaghter *trump starts dancing and does rock eyewll thing* ITS BEEEEN SO LONGGGGGGGGG something about something or something the man bhide the slaugther *trump dancing then spinning an shit*