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You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more

i leave for an 3 hours and I come back to aston being a dick (nothing new) really

My deviously sussy goofy ahh uncle quandarius bartholamuhl rogers tickle tipson passed away on 9/11/01. I really really miss him. Daddy says he left to get some milk but cerial isn’t the same with water. He used to play the touching game with me in our room at night

just so you guys know im Hamilton I've taken over Gods account, I still have my other account I just wont be on that account ill be on this one more