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GENESIS 24 Isaac and Rebekah 1Abraham was now very old, and the Lord had blessed him in every way. 2He said to the senior servant in his household, the one in charge of all that he had, “Put your hand under my thigh. 3I want you to swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you will not get a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I am living, 4but will go to my country … Read more

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang… Read more

If you have something wrong, come here to vent. I've been through a lot, but I've (mostly) learn to over come it. I can give you advice from experiences I've had. This is a place of safety. If you wanna just vent that's fine. You want someone to sympathize, that's also ok. You want advice, i can do that.

Hi WJE Community! My name is Dr. Martin and I'm here to talk to you guys about any issues you might have, any problems. You can talk to me. I will never know your true identity but I heard that things were getting a little heated so I came to help. I looked over some of the chats and decided that this was a good idea. You can insult me, vent to me, or complain. I'm all ears. Hope to see you soon! - Dr. Martin

Yes I over reacted and yes it was stupid of me but get this y'all have parents to come home to everyday You have people to say goodnight to people who love and care for you at least you have a mom. My mom was my best friend and the last words i told her was when are u coming home and 1 minute later she got into an accident and didn't surive you don't know how it feels to cry your self to sleep and let yourself know i… Read more

GENESIS 23 The Death of Sarah 1Sarah lived to be a hundred and twenty-seven years old. 2She died at Kiriath Arba (that is, Hebron) in the land of Canaan, and Abraham went to mourn for Sarah and to weep over her. 3Then Abraham rose from beside his dead wife and spoke to the Hittites. He said, 4“I am a foreigner and stranger among you. Sell me some property for a burial site here so I can bury my dead.” 5The Hittites r… Read more

I think I wanna kms I've been depressed for 3 months now i cry every night i lie about my lifr so people can actually like me i get online bullied :(

Everybody thinks my new glasses make me look like dahmer. I’ll post it in the meme section later. I’ll follow whoever can make the best dahmer joke before 30 comments.

GENESIS 20 Abraham and Abimelek 1Now Abraham moved on from there into the region of the Negev and lived between Kadesh and Shur. For a while he stayed in Gerar, 2and there Abraham said of his wife Sarah, “She is my sister.” Then Abimelek king of Gerar sent for Sarah and took her. 3But God came to Abimelek in a dream one night and said to him, “You are as good as dead because of the woman you have taken; she is a marr… Read more

GENESIS 19 Sodom and Gomorrah Destroyed 1The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2“My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.” “No,” they answered, “we will spend the ni… Read more

GENESIS 18 The Three Visitors 1The Lord appeared to Abraham near the great trees of Mamre while he was sitting at the entrance to his tent in the heat of the day. 2Abraham looked up and saw three men standing nearby. When he saw them, he hurried from the entrance of his tent to meet them and bowed low to the ground. 3He said, “If I have found favor in your eyes, my lord, do not pass your servant by. 4Let a little wat… Read more