Chopping Block jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block馃枻
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.