Chopping Block jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block馃枻
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.