Cale jokes

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"

Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"

Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.

Curry.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.