Bipolar Disorder jokes

What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?

Because they are always sucking dick.

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.