Bipolar Disorder jokes

What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

Like if you know someone is emo.

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.