Back taxes jokes

Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?

Only when they file jointly.

Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.