What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst."
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
There are 206 bones in my body. When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Did You Know? : The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining