The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
I know why asain's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Boys are like minis
girls are like big pots
Minis always come first. don't think about sex boys, be men
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.