Are jokes
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.