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It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

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  • I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

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  • Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

    They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

    My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

    I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

    Boys are like minis.

    Girls are like big pots.

    Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

    What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

    "Goodnight, Mom!"

    The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

    What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

    The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

    Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

    Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.