Are jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
"We are Number one."
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?