What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A MONEY MANAGER who counts BARS
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt? A. They call an AmBOOlance.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favourite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
