Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
what movie does an orphan hate?
spider man far from home
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble... but that would be an insult to MARBLES
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
