Ame jokes

Why am I idiot?

What did one traffic light say to the other?

"Stop looking, I am changing."

Why am I naughty?

Because I want to be....

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."